Greg's definitions

Penis Brigade

When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.

Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.

by Greg April 28, 2005

Riddick

Riddick is a fucking god. riddick will punch you in the throat and then do your girl. Riddick is the coolest badass who ever killed someone for looking at someone wrong. this one time me and my friend were at this party and it turns out that riddick was my friends friends brother and he showed up and this one guy was like "hey jamal look at dat nigga" and riddick fucking punched him in the head. CLEAN OFF it was fucking awsome up until riddick stole my wallet and punched me in the testicles. Riddick is the real ultimate power. He is a furian, if you dont know what that is its a race of people that pretty much kick your grandma in the face, and if a furian doesnt kill at least 38 people in a day they go through withdrawls.

If you don't get off my nuts i'm gonna get Riddick over here and he'll fucking throw the pope at your head and... shit either way riddick will kill you.

by greg November 17, 2004

jazelle

Someone who cant play halo very well and likes boys called omar.

Hey jazelle . youre not very good at halo 2

by Greg May 7, 2005

Fishmonger

like a P.I.M.P, holla

Brian

by Greg October 28, 2003

Carniggerous

1) of or pertaining to the bloodlust of niggers
2) "carnivorous" applied to a nigger (that is, he wants to hunt yo' ass)

1) "Dayum, I want me some cracka ass so bad, I be carniggerous!"
2) "That mufuckin' pig gon' get carniggerized!"
3) Sir Thomas Haversham-Cockshafter to Sir Johnathan Cabbage-ass: "My lord, I have news of a new word--'carniggerous'!"

by Greg November 30, 2003

Zurcher

definition for many sexual positions, impossible to explain with just words

the "wet" zurcher, the "oh my" zurcher, the "twisted" zurcher, the "backwards" zurcher

by Greg June 16, 2003

gaype

The act of being raped by a gay person.

The man testified against the man accused of gaype.

by greg February 16, 2004