muff

a hairy vagina

The muff I was eating smelled like fish

by Greg August 22, 2003

Dickbump

1)adj.A demeaning phrase used to compliment someones thoughtless action.2)n.A sore on the penis caused by a herpes infection.3)v.To steal someone's prospective, initial meeting, with a person of the opposite sex.

1)Why did you do that? What a dickbump.
2)The herpes infection has caused a dickbump.
3)That fucker dickbumped that girl, right out from under my nose.

by Greg December 21, 2003

examitor

The god of exams. By nature, he is evil, viscous, and spiteful.

Curse thee EXAMITOR!

by Greg April 19, 2004

burnination

1. the process of burninating something or someone

'...and all was laid to burnination.'

by Greg July 19, 2003

hook up

To provide illegal drugs to someone without charging a handler's fee. (i.e. if one can get an eight of marijuana for 20 bucks, one would then sell it to one's friends for the same price, hooking them up)

You can get schwag for 15$ an eighth? Woah dude, hook me up!

by Greg August 07, 2003

untruthatude

A lie. To speak falsley.
(see also Falcity)

Uh uh, ya honor, that's an untruthatude. I was nowhere in the area when that lady got mugged.

by Greg February 10, 2004

poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.

Let's poke.

by Greg January 07, 2004