Cawfee

It’s coffee, but mixed with mucus until the density is similar to that of glue.

1 “Hello, what can I get ya’!”
2 “Hello, can I get the usual?”
1 “Will do, Grace!”
1 *Throats own index finger*
1 *Vigorously spits mucus into fresh coffee painfully while gagging on what’s climbing*
1 “Here you, Grace. A cawfee!”
2 “Thank you! I won’t get cawfee from anyone else!”