48 definitions by Grant

A dildo that straps on to your chin
What the hell is that?!

It's a chin dong, dummy!
by Grant November 17, 2003
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A township in Delaware county ("DELCO") Pennsylvania. Haverford is part of the "Main line" in the Philadelphia subburbs. Main roads include Darby Road, West Chester Pike (PA Route 3), Township line (US Route 1)(borders Upper Darby Township), Haverford road, Eagle road, Ardmore Ave, Manoa road, and Earlington ave. I-476 runs briefly into haverford but the West Chester Pike exit is just over the township's border in Marple Township. There is no way to get onto I-476 from with in Haverford township. Haverford is also home to the Grange estate and Haverford College. Haverford has several creeks including Naylor's run, Darby creek, and Cobbs Creek.
Haverford township is a nice quiet place to live. Did you know Haverford college is off of Haverford Road?
by Grant July 06, 2004
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An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.
I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.
by Grant October 14, 2004
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a sudden upward jerk on the underpants, stinging like crazy at the crotch
A bully likes to give wedgies.
by Grant March 05, 2005
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Hello, but in a preppy sort of way
Airhead prep: Omigosh Hi!
Me: Uhh, you're annoying (gets up and walks away)
by Grant July 17, 2003
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A national census of people who shop only at discount stores (not just Wal mart). Commonly found in the rural south.
I love my grandmother, i really do, but shes part of the Wal Mart ratio. You can tell by that linted, faded sweater i got from her last christmas
by Grant July 18, 2003
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A creek that runs through Haverford (in Delaware County, Pennsylvania) past the historic Grange estate, then becomes the border between Upper Darby Township and the City of Philadelphia. It then passes between the borough of Millbourne and philly before turning south past Fernwood Cemetery, again serving as the border between Upper Darby and Philadelphia. It then becomes the border between Yeadon borough and Philadelphia and continues south to border Colwyn and Philly. It flows into Darby creek at the Colwyn, Sharon Hill, and Darby township border lines. SEPTA's route 100 high speed trolly line (old P&W) runs next to it in Haverford and part of Upper Darby. The Cobbs creek parkway borders it for a while in Philadelpia as well as Cobbs creek park. SEPTA's Market-Frankford line borders the creek in the borough of Millborne.
I wouldn't want to take a dip in Cobbs creek, I think it's a super fund site!
by Grant June 12, 2004
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