Grant's definitions

Topher

A short little fucker who thinks they are tough, but anyone can beat their ass.

Like when topher faught bacon, look at that.

by Grant March 21, 2003

saddle frigger

Another way of describing a cowboy that you dont like.

he's such a saddle frigger

by Grant June 25, 2006

darby

A township in Delaware County Pennsylvania. There is also a Darby Borough in Delaware county too. Running near thoses two towns is Darby creek. There is also a Darby road in the township of Haverford.

I don't remember if Bob lives in Darby township or Darby borough. Or does he live on Darby road? I think I killed some brain cells swimming in Darby creek.

by Grant June 12, 2004

Wal-Mart ratio

A national census of people who shop only at discount stores (not just Wal mart). Commonly found in the rural south.

I love my grandmother, i really do, but shes part of the Wal Mart ratio. You can tell by that linted, faded sweater i got from her last christmas

by Grant July 18, 2003

ass gremlins

that last little bit of poo that you can't wipe off!!

I wiped and couldn't get rid of those ass gremlins! i tried water but they just multiplied!!

by Grant June 18, 2006

Fasha

A skateboarding team in Marshalltown, Iowa.

The Fasha are rad at skate boarding

by Grant December 13, 2003

Tig Bitties

A woman with a really nice rack.

Man, those are some Tig Bitties!

by Grant April 9, 2004