Grant's definitions
by Grant May 13, 2005
Get the derangedmug. An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.
I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.
Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.
Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.
by Grant October 14, 2004
Get the shaftypopsmug. 1.Means Look at me I'm a hick.
Popular slang among cowboys.
2.You yell this when you're doing a fat chick,means your calling her a horse
Popular slang among cowboys.
2.You yell this when you're doing a fat chick,means your calling her a horse
by Grant March 31, 2004
Get the whoopeee ti-yi-yomug. by Grant July 17, 2003
Get the ohmigosh himug. A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.
by Grant January 9, 2005
Get the metro sexualmug. The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.
by grant February 29, 2004
Get the giant half chicken half squirrelmug. Off top--ic, or out of the discussion
by Grant February 16, 2005
Get the off topmug.