An alert announced by a (usually) hi tech coworker in a full car or group prior to entering a restaurant or other public venue, to remove all company ID badges so as not to look the doofus.
by Grafikman October 01, 2007

A description of stating an interest in or membership of a given topic, issue or organization, regardless of whether the organization actually exists. Originating from the days when business and membership cards were a greater definition of who you were; i.e., membership card of the NRA or democratic/republican party.
"I'm a card carrying trekkie nerd geek and proud of it"!
"Cletus is a card carrying member of the National Racist -er, I mean National Rifle Association".
"Cletus is a card carrying member of the National Racist -er, I mean National Rifle Association".
by Grafikman May 16, 2012

The vocally articulated opening theme to the 1960's TV version of Batman. With the correct number of Nuhnuhs.
Jeff bounded into the room with a towel pinned around his neck, exclaiming "Yo bitches, duhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh Batman!"
by Grafikman June 12, 2017

The practice of intolerant religious fundamentalists (fundies)to type in ALL CAPS, frequently with poor or missing grammatical skills, in an online chat room or message posting, presumably proving their viewpoint superior to others.
Also can be used to ridicule others who inadvertently hit the Caps Lock key by accident and don't notice before they hit Enter.
Also can be used to ridicule others who inadvertently hit the Caps Lock key by accident and don't notice before they hit Enter.
Agnstic1: But there's no dispute in the scientific world about evolution.
GdHtsfags: YES THER IS! MY PREECHER TOLD ME BUT THATS OK BECUSE YUR GOINGSTRAIHT TO HELL JESUS IS LOVE!
Agnstic1: Ssiighhh...yeah. Whatever.
Bob1: So what happened after we hit the bar?
Dave2: Well afTER WE WENT HOME SHE GAVE ME THE GREATEST BLOWJOB IN HISTORY!
Bob1: Woah man, dropped into fundie mode there.
Dave2: Oops, lol. Hey, that BJ was worth all caps.
Bob1: lol
GdHtsfags: YES THER IS! MY PREECHER TOLD ME BUT THATS OK BECUSE YUR GOINGSTRAIHT TO HELL JESUS IS LOVE!
Agnstic1: Ssiighhh...yeah. Whatever.
Bob1: So what happened after we hit the bar?
Dave2: Well afTER WE WENT HOME SHE GAVE ME THE GREATEST BLOWJOB IN HISTORY!
Bob1: Woah man, dropped into fundie mode there.
Dave2: Oops, lol. Hey, that BJ was worth all caps.
Bob1: lol
by Grafikman December 25, 2006

A disease of celebrities wherein they rise to notoriety with a particular role, and it threatens to typecast and destroy their career forever. Named for William Shatner, whose love-hate relationship with his Star Trek character James T. Kirk, both originated and imprisoned, extended and hounded much of his professional career.
In rare cases, such as with William Shatner himself, the disease mutates and gives the victim the ability to rise above and become a teflon parody/iconic legend of themself.
In rare cases, such as with William Shatner himself, the disease mutates and gives the victim the ability to rise above and become a teflon parody/iconic legend of themself.
Examples of Shatner Syndrome are almost every principal actor from every Star Trek series, Jim Nabors, Pee-wee Hermann, Hulk Hogan and the entire cast of Seinfeld, aside from Jerry Seinfeld.
by Grafikman December 20, 2010

A disturbingly unattractive protruding bellybutton, particularly on an otherwise attractive female, so pronounced as to be reminiscent of a small penis. First appeared on paparazzi websites describing bikini pictures of talk show host Kelly Ripa's unnaturally protruding navel.
Bob: Hey look at that sweet honey strollin' up the beach.
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)
by Grafikman May 14, 2009
