Googles's definitions

choof

Australian slang for the act of smoking cannabis sativa or indica through a bong. One who overindulges is known as a choofmonster.

I was having a choof the other day, when I got bong water all over my white pants.

by Googles January 17, 2004

gazump

1) To be ripped off by a greedy real estate agent. Usually when the price for
real estate or land is raised to a higher price than was verbally agreed on before.

2) The sound made by two Hippopotamuses fucking in a swamp.

1) I got gazumped when I tried to buy that house - after we agreed on a price, they changed the contract.

2) I saw a documentary about hippos gazumping each other..

by Googles January 17, 2004

Urkwid

Awkward or strange. May pertain to inanimate objects as well as living beings.

Look at that urkwid man!

by Googles January 15, 2004

bullashedi

Tired. Exhausted. Fatigued. Drugged.

"You're so oom bullashedi; go to bed!"

by googles January 15, 2004

doozang

Opposite of a zangdoo.

"Doozang!", he exclaimed, as the bding kicked him in the gorguts.

by Googles January 14, 2004

zangdoo

Opposite of a doozang.

I ordered two doozangs with fried zangdoo on toast.

by Googles January 14, 2004

dfs

Abbreviation: Drug Fucked Scum. Refers to junkies, misanthropic compulsive liars who would exchange their own grandparents for drugs, and bong toking alcoholics who will break into your house, steal your car, and then pretend to be your friend so that they can take your money and posessions to buy drugs. DFS have a penchant for getting into trouble from law enforcement, yet also an uncanny knack of weaselling their way out of such trouble.
DFS have anti-social, egomaniacal or narcissistic personality disorders which they disguise as mental illnesses in order to further their own drug habits. They have no empathy, compassion or sense of social responsibility, but will pretend to have such qualities if it will lead them to their next hit of drugs.

Watch out for the DFS!

by Googles January 14, 2004