turd stick

A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.
George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.
by Googles January 11, 2004
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scarlet woman

A woman who is considered to be immoral due to her large number of sex partners.

A polite way to call someone a prostitute, whore or slut.
When Bear called Coco a Scarlet woman, she didn't know what it meant, so she looked it up online - when she told the cave people what her sister had called her, Snake Eyes agreed and took some Serepax, and Donkey Dentures went out into the shed to drink some wine.
by Googles January 07, 2005
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tadpole milkshake

The refreshing climax to a sexual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for semen ejaculated into a partner's mouth. One variant is the 'tadpole thickshake', which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the NUTSACK for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.
My friend and I were at a drive-through restaurant, and I dared him to ask for a Tadpole Milkshake; the girl said "Hold on, sir, I'll just get Brutus to whip one up for you...".
by Googles December 02, 2004
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mutawallied

Sexual deviation/fetish.

Woman spreads ass cheeks while winking her chocolate starfish in his face, as her partner forces her to watch Iraqi beheading videos.

Named after Mohammed Mutawalli, an alleged Egyptian spy beheaded on video by in August, 2004
by Googles October 31, 2004
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ogrish

The one-stop website for all your gore needs. Shocking to some, boring to others and sexually exciting to the majority of those seeking such material.
Usually the first site to get the latest beheading videos (sadly, most videos are half-covered with an OGRISH logo, unintentionally blocking out good bits), it also has an interactive board, which tends to be taken down when breaking news is at hand.
I visit OGRISH for my daily dose of death.
by Googles October 31, 2004
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scaldyballs

When a male spills a hot beverage on his crotch, or sits down in a very, VERY hot bath, he is said to have the excruciatingly painful (and potentially fatal) medical condition known as "Scaldyballs".
I spilled coffee on my lap, and I now have scaldyballs.
by Googles January 13, 2004
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zangdoo

I ordered two doozangs with fried zangdoo on toast.
by Googles January 14, 2004
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