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gazump

Also gesumph or gesumpf, said to have come into the British property business from the second-hand car trade in the 1970s. originally means to swindle, cheat or steal, now means to outbid (peculiar to the English and Welsh housing market). Ultimately derived from a German word meaning to put into a swamp or, in the modern idiom, to dump in the shit. first recorded in English in 1928
the bastards gazumped me
by klidenengro January 30, 2004
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gazump

1) To be ripped off by a greedy real estate agent. Usually when the price for
real estate or land is raised to a higher price than was verbally agreed on before.

2) The sound made by two Hippopotamuses fucking in a swamp.
1) I got gazumped when I tried to buy that house - after we agreed on a price, they changed the contract.

2) I saw a documentary about hippos gazumping each other..
by Googles January 17, 2004
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Gazump

Teacher: Where's your homework???
Student 1: Didn't wanna do it.
Student 2: GAZUMP!
by TJTabern November 10, 2010
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Gazump

To buy something already promised to some one else.
Person 1: I'll take that off you for 50 bucks.
Person 2: Sure, but I gotto warn you, you're gonna gazump! It was promised for Selena!
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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e-gazump

(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.
Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.
by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004
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Green Gazumba

1. A longstanding tradition of two counselors wearing green suits with tails who run around camp and try to not have their tails pulled by campers

2. A chance for eternal fame and glory
I have been after the green gazumbas for many years but my attemps ended in being tackeled shoved pushed and dissapointed

richard sibely is the only camper to ever capture the green gazumba
by the CIT July 13, 2011
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gahumpha

The extra power that is needed to successfully acomplish an extreamly demanding physical skill.
First used in a trampoline class to convey to the athlete the amount of effort she was to employ in her attempt to learn a new skill.
She was successful!
Come on Germyndina, you can do it!
You just need to give it more!
Give it some ..."GAHUMPHA!"
by Her Coach November 4, 2004
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