Goofball2020's definitions

twit

An incompetent, stupid, useless, embarrassing, and/or self-destructive tweet. See: covfefe

Donald Trump sat down on the toilet and hacked out yet another mindless twit

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

Iniquitist

An asshole who believes that grotesque wealth inequality is a normal, inevitable, or even desirable feature of modern democracies

A New Yorker article described Bob Mercer as a disgusting iniquitist parasite who thinks it would be OK to turn the poor into cat food

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017

Shitter

The social media platform Donald Trump uses to send out mindless twits

-Trump sat on the shitter and used the Shitter app to twit out some more ridiculous birdcrap

-Shitter's corporate motto is "twitty shitty bang bang"

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

organized money

Financiers, corporatists, trust fund babies, and other elites who are hell-bent on turning America into a plutocratic kleptocracy.

"We know now that government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob." -Franklin D. Roosevelt on the eve of his landslide 1936 re-election victory

by Goofball2020 February 13, 2017

bankerlover

A politician who kisses the asses of the 1%

The bankerlover's paid speech drew cheers and applause from the audience at Goldman Sachs

by Goofball2020 January 22, 2017

Siberian prince

a political scam artist who uses lame conspiracy theories to attract votes from dumb ass white people too gullible to realize they're being conned. see also: nigerian prince

Dearly One,

You email is compromised by brown foreigns who took merican jobs. Gimme a break and send password and bank account details to help build yooge wall and make sure titties from the gummint don't get you guns!

Sincere,
Siberian Prince

by Goofball2020 August 14, 2016

cuntx

An gender-sensitive epithet referring to a bitchx who's acting like a total assholex

Jair Bolsonaro is a Latinx American leader who frequently acts like rancid cuntx

by Goofball2020 May 23, 2020