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Moofin

Cutesy prononciation of muffin.
"Which do you prefer, cookies or muffins?"

"MOOFINS!"
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This Time Imperfect

1. Spoken prose of a hidden track by A.F.I, nown to creep out those who hear it.

See also: A.F.I, End of the World
"We held hands on the last night on earth. Our mouths filled with dust, we kissed in the fields and under trees, screaming like dogs, bleeding dark into the leaves. It was empty on the edge of town but we knew everyone floated along the bottom of the river.
So we walked through the waste where the road curved into the sea and the shattered seasons lay,and the bitter smell of burning was on you like a disease. In our cancer of passion you said, "Death is a midnight runner."

The sky had come crashing down like he news of an intimate suicide. We picked up the shards and formed them into shapes of stars that wore like an antique wedding dress. The echoes of the past broke the hearts of the unborn as the ferris wheel silently slowed to a stop. The few insects skittered away in hopes of a better pastime. I kissed you at the apex of the maelstrom and asked if you would accompany me in a quick fall, but you made me realize that my ticket wasn't good for two.

I rode alone. You said, "The cinders are falling like snow." There is poetry in despair, and we sang with unrivaled beauty, bitter elegies of savagery and eloquence. Of blue and grey. Strange, we ran down desperate streets and carved our names in the flesh of the city. The sun was stagnated somewhere beyond the rim of the horizon and the darkness is a mystery of curves and lines. Still, we lay under the emptiness and drifted slowly outward, and somewhere in the wilderness we found salvation scratched into the earth like a message."
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scene

Labels are for soup cans!
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Sabbath

-The New School kitty
-Looks for trouble and usually finds it
-Often seen in the distance
-Says "dude" a lot
-Has a battle scar in right ear
Cat-friend of the character Emily Strange
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chavette

See also sket, slut, skank, whore, slag, ho, hoe, prossie
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defunked

When something happens, or is said/done to spoil a mood/atmosphere/occasion.

Has no connection with the adverts on this site.
"When Gerald showed up last night, he totally defunked the party."

"Who defunk your high? You seemed okay an hour ago."
by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 10, 2006
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Amy Lee

Lead singer of the band evanescence that began in 2000, though only really got big in 2002-3.

Their Ablums to date are:
-Evanescence EP
-Whisper EP
-Origin (2000)
-Fallen (2002)

Their works include:
-bring me to life
-going under
-my immortal
-everybody's fool
-breathe no more

She also did a duet with her ex, the lead singer of seether.

They are usually classed as rock, but sometimes as obscure genres e.g. 'new-age-goth-pop'.
"Man, evanescence are very cool. Amy Lee is fine."
by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006
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