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cockbreath

one with breath that smells of cock (ie, jo)
'dear lord jo, how long as it been since you brushed your teeth? you have cockbreath'
by God September 22, 2003
mugGet the cockbreathmug.

wedge

Fuck off Wedge
Don't be like Wedge
by GOD November 11, 2006
mugGet the wedgemug.

dashboard confessional

Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.
Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.
by God April 18, 2005
mugGet the dashboard confessionalmug.

phaqall

A rare variation of "Fuck you all", usually used as an angered response.
You guys think I look like a BUM?! PHAQALL!
by God March 22, 2003
mugGet the phaqallmug.

moaner

When one person is shot in the back and moans about the person hacking.
he isn't a hacker, fuckin moaner.
by god September 19, 2004
mugGet the moanermug.

flidtron

to have an exhaustive lack of companionship by way of friendship, to the extent of causing one a form of online Tourettes' Syndrome.
He was a bit flidtron, with f'ing this and anal that.
by God March 17, 2005
mugGet the flidtronmug.

tabio'd

Tabio'd (to Tabio)

When one uses a web browser to open a tab (or tabs) on a other's computer and fills the tab or tabs with pictures of Fabio the male model.
When a co-worker leaves the room without putting their computer in screen saver or sleep mode the computer can be accessed without a pass-code, you then open a web browser on their computer and open multiple tabs. You then use Google Image Search, key-word "Fabio". Select a different picture in each tab, opening the image to full size and then hiding the browser window for your co-worker to find later. He or she has been Tabio'd
by god October 16, 2008
mugGet the tabio'dmug.

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