splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.
After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.
by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023
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klugleflurm

a word that you intentionally use in a sentence despite it having no meaning. Then when some asks you what the definition of the word is, you simply reply with a nod, short exclamation, or some other equivocal remark that doesn't actually answer their question.

Similarly to cunky, it is a flexible word with no true definition, so it can mean anything you want it to mean.

Klugleflurm also happens to be the fanonical eigth dwarf in "Snow White And The Seven Dwarves".

Coined by Daniel Avidan in a Family Feud episode of Game Grumps
Man #1: "You see that new show on HBO? It was pretty good, but it had a bit too much klugleflurm for my taste."
Man #2: "What's a klugleflurm?"
Man #1: "Mhm."
by Goatman Gamer March 11, 2023
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snow snake

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump
You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”
by Goatman Gamer February 02, 2023
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E.I.O.

An acronym that stands for Ejaculation Injection Overdose.

It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.
Professor Splotchula was so mad at the class, he went into the bathroom and E.I.Oed.

I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.

Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.
by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023
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Double Cheek Scritch

The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.
After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.
by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023
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Colonization

Conquering of someone's anus; portmanteau of colon and colonization.
Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023
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Potating

verb

the act of turning into a potato.
Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."
by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023
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