Definitions by Goatman Gamer
Cryogenesis
The creation of ice out of thin air; the thaumaturgical ability or superpower to manipulate ice and cold by freezing water vapor around you to freeze objects.
Cryogenesis by Goatman Gamer March 9, 2023
E.I.O.
An acronym that stands for Ejaculation Injection Overdose.
It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.
It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.
Professor Splotchula was so mad at the class, he went into the bathroom and E.I.Oed.
I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.
Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.
I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.
Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.
E.I.O. by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
Whumpage
Refers to the power, strength, force, or impact of something; similar to "oomph". Typically used to refer to sounds, but is flexible in usage.
In music it refers to a lot of bass, in voice acting it can refer to the passion put into the impression. In movies, shows, books, or lyrics it can refer to the message being powerful or impactful. People with a lot of whumpage can mean they are strong or have a lot of courage.
Coined by Markiplier
In music it refers to a lot of bass, in voice acting it can refer to the passion put into the impression. In movies, shows, books, or lyrics it can refer to the message being powerful or impactful. People with a lot of whumpage can mean they are strong or have a lot of courage.
Coined by Markiplier
Friend #1: "Why is this song is such a banger!?"
Friend #2: "Probably 'cause its got a lot of whumpage."
Friend #2: "Probably 'cause its got a lot of whumpage."
Whumpage by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
Double Cheek Scritch
The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.
After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.
Double Cheek Scritch by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
Colonization
Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
Colonization by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023