Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gnostic1

tie-di

Noun: Two consecutive soccer games, or other sporting events, which both end in draws and, by extension, any extremely pointless or boring activity.

Also a verb form exists: tie-die.

If there is another tie-di today I swear to Pele I am going to give my television a couple of free kicks.

During the statistics class I thought I had tie-died and gone to heaven.

by gnostic1 June 23, 2010

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awkward paws

n. Hands that drop condoms,surgical instruments, trays of food, Nobel Prize medals etc.

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That new scrub nurse is pretty sweet.

Yeah, but I hear she has awkward paws.

by gnostic1 October 8, 2011

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colde

adj. Part of a misguided attempt by Canadians to make freezing winter days seem elegantly desirable, somehow sophisticated, or perhaps "precious".

Lovely colde fronte blasting across the barren wasteland today my good man! Makes the olde blood coagulate. Eh what!

I can't hear you! My ears froze off two kilometers ago.

by gnostic1 December 4, 2010

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n. 1) radical skateboarding move in which one moves transversely across a sloped surface so as to induce a skid of the rear wheels.

2) a stock movie character who has a hidden, damaging past and a big heart ... which he usually keeps in a gunnysack.

3) a sexual euphemism.

Dude! Like did you hear man? I totally did a drifter in the skatepark yesterday!

Hmmm. I'm not sure that's something to crow about. Oh! You mean the skater move.

Actually, no.

by gnostic1 August 21, 2011

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keegstra

n. someone who denies the blatantly obvious, usually for no apparent gain.
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Of course the Eckville Tigers are going to beat those Bentley Generals, they could probably beat the Edmonton Rush!

You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?

by gnostic1 July 23, 2011

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