n. disruptive destruction and one of the few things that can be "wreaked"; often seen at riots and Profunda Rosa punk concerts.
Cry havoc, and let loose the dogs of war, after putting on your havoc scarf or other suitable face covering so you won't bear any responsibility for your actions.
by gnostic1 August 12, 2011
place. A bustling commune south of Blackfalds in the upper cretaceous part of Alberta. Founded in 1968 by born-again pacifists Blindman River rapidly became the local centre of gravel-related industry. Reknowned for their kettle-corn maize and recently built fancy string-bag factory the devoted inhabitants are fighting to bring prosperity and a modicum of educated classiness to the region. Clothing-optional Fridays attract new recruits for the weekends but the lack of advancement opportunities and long chants usually result in a mass exodus of the new blood by Tuesday.
Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an on-site schoolhouse completed soon.
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Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an on-site schoolhouse completed soon.
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by gnostic1 August 07, 2012
adj. Fast. Best used in applications that don't involve computers or digitalisation.
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1)When our eyes met the chemistry was digitaneous.
2) We rely on digitaneous transmission to get our pizzas to your door.
2) We rely on digitaneous transmission to get our pizzas to your door.
by gnostic1 October 25, 2011
v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.
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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.
Sorry?
I need to take my corgi for a walk.
Pardon?
It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.
Are you coming on to me?
No my majesty!
Pity.
Sorry?
I need to take my corgi for a walk.
Pardon?
It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.
Are you coming on to me?
No my majesty!
Pity.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
n. short but intricate written piece containing insights and truths on the human condition as well as sly amusements lurking in complex word play. Ninety percent of the meaning is hidden beneath the surface.
John Lennon and James Joyce employed many intricate soulbergs which force the reader to think about what he's reading. The titles "A Hard Day's Night", "In His Own Write" and even "The Beatles" employ puns which are the simplest form of soulbergs.
Hmmm. Deep. Very deep.
Hmmm. Deep. Very deep.
by gnostic1 January 23, 2011
n. Source of synonyms; a book, computer file, smartphone app or knowledgeable pleonastic person. Similar to a thesaurus or synofile.
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by gnostic1 September 22, 2011
noun phrase. A term describing the accelerating increase in the number of words in the world and the resultant accumulation of verbiage that threatens to drown us all. Some lexicolonogists deny that it's happening or attribute it to non-human factors such as rogue computer programs.
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Leapstand? Ollieollieoxenfree? Yardening? What is up with all these new words? Some days If I don't use my asthma medication I can't breathe when I read my e-mail.
You mean you can't ox-in unless you drughale? That's just verbal warming. You should move your computer to a higher floor and buy some flood sacks.
You mean you can't ox-in unless you drughale? That's just verbal warming. You should move your computer to a higher floor and buy some flood sacks.
by gnostic1 August 23, 2011