Gnostic1's definitions
place. A town in Alberta, Canada, home to both the Memorial Cup winning Canards and their cross-town rivals the Screaming Raptures, with a rich and vibrant past, a violent present, and a glorious future. Site of the third-largest ethylene recycling plant on the tundra and the fifth tallest water tower on the planet this "Gateway To The Heart of Rimbey" is perfectly placed to reap the benefits of the coming world hydroethylene shortage.
A maze of cunning cul-de-sacs leads tourists on a circuitous path past an interesting procession of lemonade stands in summer and frozen waffle tables in winter.
Tourists can watch the bicephalicducks wallow on the settling ponds or visit the Canadian Fossil Museum where Kenny Shields and Mike Reno host "Sleep With A Dinosaur Night" every Friday.
Twice voted "Small Towne Of The Centurey" by the local creative spelling club Duck Hollow has a rich history of social conservativism as well as a Wacky-Wednesday at the Veterans of the Legion Hall where ethnic dress is encouraged.
A memorial gibbet placed in the centre of the main roadway honours the memory of the last survivor of the Hutterite Wars, Glen Hofer.
While too small and out of the way to attract major touring bands, Duck Hollow hosts a music festival each summer "Ethylene Feedstock" which has featured such tribute bands as The Guess Whose, Michael Jack's Son, Doctor's Hooker, Bond-Jovi Bond, and oddly enough, U2.
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A maze of cunning cul-de-sacs leads tourists on a circuitous path past an interesting procession of lemonade stands in summer and frozen waffle tables in winter.
Tourists can watch the bicephalicducks wallow on the settling ponds or visit the Canadian Fossil Museum where Kenny Shields and Mike Reno host "Sleep With A Dinosaur Night" every Friday.
Twice voted "Small Towne Of The Centurey" by the local creative spelling club Duck Hollow has a rich history of social conservativism as well as a Wacky-Wednesday at the Veterans of the Legion Hall where ethnic dress is encouraged.
A memorial gibbet placed in the centre of the main roadway honours the memory of the last survivor of the Hutterite Wars, Glen Hofer.
While too small and out of the way to attract major touring bands, Duck Hollow hosts a music festival each summer "Ethylene Feedstock" which has featured such tribute bands as The Guess Whose, Michael Jack's Son, Doctor's Hooker, Bond-Jovi Bond, and oddly enough, U2.
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Sure could go for a delicious waffle and a game of cribbage this morning!
Well then, East Duck Hollow is the place for you! Do you got your GPS to get through all them cul-de-sacs?
Well then, East Duck Hollow is the place for you! Do you got your GPS to get through all them cul-de-sacs?
by gnostic1 November 26, 2011
Get the East Duck Hollowmug. n. Source of synonyms; a book, computer file, smartphone app or knowledgeable pleonastic person. Similar to a thesaurus or synofile.
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by gnostic1 September 21, 2011
Get the wordadexmug. n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.
If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
by gnostic1 October 10, 2010
Get the office staffmug. v.phrase. Removing one's top in public, if one is a royal female (an allusion to Queen Elizabeth's pet dogs.
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Why all the fuss about Kate Middleton going topless. There's a long history of princesses letting the corgis out.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
Get the letting the corgis outmug. n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.
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by gnostic1 December 23, 2011
Get the condominimummug. n. The focus of the action; the place or trick to aim for or emulate. Originally an ice curling term for the rock the captain corn brooms but now widely used in the skate boarding world.
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1) At this meeting we are going to hit the hammer rock so hard their power point will wreck!
2) Nice leapstand bro! But let's see you hit the hammer rock that Skatemark laid down yesterday
2) Nice leapstand bro! But let's see you hit the hammer rock that Skatemark laid down yesterday
by gnostic1 November 9, 2011
Get the hammer rockmug. place. Ideally situated on a glacial morraine, Benalto has cleverly used its alluvial gravel stocks to thrust itself into the forefront of the small-rocks industry.
Rodeo enthusiasts abound, as do deer hunters, mushroom pickers, scapula maintainance workers and roadsign repair shops.
Bouldering enthusiasts have recently added Benalto to the list of "must see" rock climbing locales in the West Central Alberta Region and a History of Granite Exfoliation display at the mine site is a Canadian shield enthusiast's mecca.
Rodeo enthusiasts abound, as do deer hunters, mushroom pickers, scapula maintainance workers and roadsign repair shops.
Bouldering enthusiasts have recently added Benalto to the list of "must see" rock climbing locales in the West Central Alberta Region and a History of Granite Exfoliation display at the mine site is a Canadian shield enthusiast's mecca.
by gnostic1 July 30, 2011
Get the Benaltomug.