Black Osama

Democratic candidate, Barack Obama's real name.

-2008 PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT-
*Hillary Rodded Clinton
*Black Hussein Osama
*John Edwards the one vote wonder

John: Hey, who are you voting for?
Billy: I don't know, probably that dumbass who can't open a door, you?
John: No no no... your thinking of George W. Bush, he isn't running.
Billy: Well, he'd still be better than Black Osama.
John: You're being racist.
Billy: But I'm black too, that's not racism- it's common sense.

by Glomwill January 23, 2008

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pocaine

Pot + Cocaine. A simple combination of two of the most prominent in illegal drugs

Garry: Dude, where's my pot?
Jerry: I don't have it, but I got this!
Garry: What the hell is that?
Jerry: It's pocaine!!! Pot AND cocaine!

by Glomwill February 11, 2008

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Bitchquick

A pancake mix, similar to Bisquick, except that it is solely consumed by women during their time each month. It is believed to be the source of womankind's bitchiness during this cycle. It is an illicit substance, but completely untracable.

Tom: Hey Jennie! How's it going?
Jennie: Don't give me that "how's it going" crap!!! Your such a fucking ass leave me alone!
Tom: Whoa... did you eat Bitchquick this morning?

by Glomwill January 31, 2008

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gobo

go + hobo. A homeless person who travels, primarily hitch-hikes from city to city. Can be spotted in several different cities periodically, asking for cash or free rides. Occasionally they have an ultimate destination.

Jim: Hey, isn't that the hobo we saw back in Vegas?
Frank: Yeah, if he's so poor, how'd he get all the way here to Reno?
Jim: He's a gobo.

by Glomwill February 09, 2008

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