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A type of tuberculosis that you can only catch from the Chicago Bears. It is transmitted by beating the Bears, and causes a team to immediately suck at football.

Jimmy: How the hell did the Packers lose to the Bears twice!?!?
John: They didn't want to catch tubearculosis.
Jimmy: You mean tuberculosis?
John: NO! TuBEARculosis.
Jimmy: Ohhhh....

tubearculosis by Glomwill March 3, 2008

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Tuberculosis

A disease that killed the most Bad ass character in Red Dead Redemption 2

Arthur: We are not a charity

Man: Spits on Arthur

That’s how he got tuberculosis

Tuberculosis by RedDeadSaidMedBed April 24, 2019

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Tuberculosis

A person how has TB has been smoking and not at a nice place or maybe got the disease from someone who spit on them or from Coughing a lot

Tuberculosis is one hell of a disease that Arthur Morgan had

Tuberculosis by Jefflit_FatBoi February 5, 2019

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Tuberculosis

Its almost lung cancer, in the anime Rootin Tootin Cowboy Shootin 2, the main character Artur FUCKING DIES FROM IT. But don't worry, Dutch ALLWAYS has a plan.

Dutch: ARTUR!
Artur: *FUCKING STARTS COUGHING BLOOD* what now?
Dutch: t a h i t i
This is what Tuberculosis is.

Tuberculosis by MyrightSaggyNut May 10, 2021

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Tuberculosis

its that is spread from person to person it effects the lungs mostly but can effect other parts of the body

arthur morgan died of Tuberculosis

Tuberculosis by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021

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Tuberculosis

The disease that Arthur Morgan gets because of leopold strauss, which Arthur then dies from and makes you have to pull out the tissues.

Doctor:you got Tuberculosis and will probably die.

Tuberculosis by Arthur_Morgan12 June 11, 2019

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Tennessee Tuberculosis

During foreplay, while a man is licking a woman's pussy, her period comes, the man accidentally inhales her menstruation blood, then in a coughing fit, the blood is sprayed all over the woman's body

No, they're not spots on my body, my boyfriend had a bad case of Tennessee Tuberculosis.

Tennessee Tuberculosis by AllFiftyStatesBaby May 6, 2018

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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