Definitions by Glimpze740
taliban tan
Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.
taliban tan by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
sloth rodeo
Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.
sloth rodeo by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
third world slam dunk
This is the act of taking a shovel to scoop up a steaming pile of dog shit from your driveway, in order to relocate it so your shoes don't get shitty. After scooping up the dog shit, you throw it from across the driveway and hit the backboard of your basketball hoop.
If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.
If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.
third world slam dunk by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
baltic mini-ramp
This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.
The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"
person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
baltic mini-ramp by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
inside joke
inside joke by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008
Q-tip
Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.
Q-tip by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008
Turkish Omelette
When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."
To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
Turkish Omelette by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008