Definitions by glimpze740

Emarosa 

1. N. - crap band mixed with ripoff Coheed and Cambria vocals and shitty guitar leads. One who listens and enjoys is obviously a homosexual.

2. V. - when six guys have sex with eachother in the anus all at the same time resembling a human pretzel.

1. "I went and saw Emarosa last night, I kinda liked them! Then I went home and sucked off my dad.

2. "Lukas, Jonny, ER, Jordan, Will, and Jonas had an Emarosa last night. they've been shitting liquid ever since."

Emarosa by Glimpze740 July 4, 2008

thumpfluid 

the stuff that squirts out when you elbow drop a pregnant womans stomach.

"Macho Man Randy Savage did a seminar at the maternity ward last week and there are still thumpfluid stains all over the walls."

thumpfluid by glimpze740 July 4, 2008

guatemalan breathmint 

this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!

pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.

guatemalan breathmint by glimpze740 July 3, 2008

guatemalan breathmint 

this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!

pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.

guatemalan breathmint by glimpze740 July 3, 2008

liquid festival 

a nice and warm swirl of sperm from at least 4 different races and 2 different generations of people. This normally takes place once a year in your mom's anus.

"Are you going to attend the liquid festival this year? your mom is going to be there!"

liquid festival by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Hungarian Polka 

When you are having intercourse doggie style at a tempo of over 200 bpms, and your penis loses control and penetrates the anus and vagina furiously. One experienced in act of the Hungarian Polka can alternate between the two orifices one thrust at a time, without looking.

"While having sex with my wife last night, I was jamming some death metal on my ipod and start doing the Hungarian Polka. However, I accidentally got poo in my wife's vagina and she got vaginitis."

Hungarian Polka by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

11:11 

The time of day where you and three other buddies should break out four lines of any substance and take it to the dome together, resembling the four ones on the clock.

"Holy shit guys it's 11:11! Time to ruin our lives!"

11:11 by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008