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thumpfluid

the stuff that squirts out when you elbow drop a pregnant womans stomach.
"Macho Man Randy Savage did a seminar at the maternity ward last week and there are still thumpfluid stains all over the walls."
by glimpze740 July 4, 2008
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guatemalan breathmint

this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.
by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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11:11

The time of day where you and three other buddies should break out four lines of any substance and take it to the dome together, resembling the four ones on the clock.
"Holy shit guys it's 11:11! Time to ruin our lives!"
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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Q-tip

Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.
"That slut thought she had gotten it all, but she was shocked when I slipped her the Q-tip."
by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008
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guatemalan breathmint

this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.
by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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inside joke

"She was pissing me off all week, so I gave her an inside joke"
by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008
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sloth rodeo

Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.
"Doofy McStevens is the sloth rodeo winner! He wins a trip to the bottom of the ocean!"
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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