Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.
by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008
"Macho Man Randy Savage did a seminar at the maternity ward last week and there are still thumpfluid stains all over the walls."
by glimpze740 July 03, 2008
This is the act of taking a shovel to scoop up a steaming pile of dog shit from your driveway, in order to relocate it so your shoes don't get shitty. After scooping up the dog shit, you throw it from across the driveway and hit the backboard of your basketball hoop.
If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.
If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.
by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008
Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.
by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008
This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.
The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"
person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
by glimpze740 July 04, 2008
this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
by glimpze740 July 03, 2008
this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
by glimpze740 July 03, 2008