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anal arboretum 

1) A botanical garden living in someone's asshole
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum
"When I fart, it smells like lilac"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"
anal arboretum by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
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arboretum 

1. A place where everybody belongs to a clique (because everyone has labels, like the plants in an arboretum). Sometimes shortened to arb.
2. Used to describe when simple-minded people n00bs move online acronyms over into real life, labelling their emotions with acronyms.
1. "Mike's not a jock, he's not a bad guy, this ain't an arboretum"

2.'Tard: "Ell Oh Ell"
Me:"Hey Dipshit, this is not a fucking arboretum."
arboretum by crazygoatemonky July 16, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016