SecondSmear

The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.
Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.

Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.

Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
by GerthPaul March 01, 2023
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dicks on the wall

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.
Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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Ranktocks

Awful smelling buttocks;

Extra stinky buttocks (noun)
“He had such bad ranktocks- it smelt like a wilted squid crawled up his anus and died!”
“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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lickbat

Someone who’s annoying but at the same time your friend.
“Omg bro you’re being a total lickbat rn!”
“Yeah, that guys cool but he’s such a lickbat.”
“After he started trying to pull all the guys’ lips I knew he was a total lickbat”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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Guys or Not Guys

A popular game in the Midwest, East Coast and California Bay Area. The first player says something, and the other players respond to whether it is "Guys" or "Not Guys."
Guys or Not Guys is not only a great American past time, but it is fun for all ages.

ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks.

"Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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horraceous

Absolutely horrendous, putrid, awful. Often used to describe feces and fecal related activites.
Big Sook dropped somethin horraceous after the guys enjoyed their Goulash.

Gimpy Todd was known to leave horraceous piles of stool around the office whenever he had visitation.

Baby Guppy always looked up to the larger men for tips to make his stool smell more horraceous.
by GerthPaul March 01, 2023
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Guffaw

The moment Igor pulled down his dungarees at the fair all of the guys noticed he had a bullpegging guffaw.

Gulab asked the boys if he's measuring does he get to count the length of his longer wicz or add the lengths of both up and divide by two for the average since he has a guffaw.

Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.
by GerthPaul March 01, 2023
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