GermanGoon's definitions

Bou2 FMH

(I'm) about to fuck my hand, or in other words, masturbate.

GOONER 1: Courtney Cronin and Marissa Roberto are on TV

GOONER 2: FUCK YES! Bou2 fmh! Thanks masterball

by GermanGoon February 3, 2025

Im ngl

"I'm not going to LAST". This is used typically when camming or watching an erotic tiktok or instagram live and you realize that the you are about to bust a fat nut and will not be able to hold out any longer due to all the Edging you have been doing to the creator and/or their content. It is used as shorthand to quickly relay the message as typically it is typed with one hand (since the other hand is very busy) and usually written just before the sensation of cumming takes over the gooner's brain. It also allows for the Bator to announce that they have failed the JOI countdown by Nutting before the Mistress has instructed them to (before she reaches the count of 1).

Shorty Mac: I can never hold out for long when watching phat ass, big booty Annastayziaa's lives on IG. Once I start watching, I know Im ngl.

Shane Diesel: Same here bro, bubble butt PAWGs like her and MILFs like Liliane Sara Jay, just make me wanna cum so bad shiotsuki, I just know Im ngl.

by GermanGoon January 7, 2025

FJaW

The best kind of pussy, fat juicy and wet. It's an evolution or step up from WAP.

Bruno Mars: Fat, juicy, and wet (Ah-ah)
I don't even gangbang, pussy so good
Make me throw up a set (Ah-ah)

Sexxy Redd: My pussy really do be FJaW

by GermanGoon February 2, 2025

Whomp on it

Basically a polite way of saying "whomp on my meat" AKA masturbate or jerk off. It is used to indicate how hard you intend to beat off and pulverize your meat due to how hot and attracted you are to someone or something.

Also sometimes written as "Womm" or "Woi"

Julio Gomez: bro that thick pawg Brianne Foley, is about to do the weather forecast

Mike Adriano: good looking out, I'm definitely about to whomp on it to her phat ass and side profile

by GermanGoon January 9, 2025

Ugonamekminut

A cheeky way of saying someone is about to inspire you to masturbate or orgasm.

Mike Adriano: Babbu Kaur Gill is one of the sexiest Indians I have ever seen. Great Curves, bubble butt and she drives the men crazy

Lucky Lakhpinder: I never realized how many men found me attractive and wanted to fuck and cum deep inside of me til I came to TAinON

Manuel Ferrera: I can't wait to fuck and stretch your curry cunt wide open, fill you up with fat penis from side to side. I know Ugonamekminut so hard. I love sexy Indians like Harneet, Ruchi, Paramjit & Chandanbir Kaur Gill

by GermanGoon March 30, 2025

Pants Handcuffing Ankles

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"

Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat

by GermanGoon January 9, 2025