People often assume people who are child free, do so by choice but in many cases, people are child free by circumstance such as medical conditions, infertility, being chronically single (lack of partner to raise a family with, etc.).
Celine: I have had four abortions, I am childfree by choice
Rosa: I am too focused on my career & I prefer being an Aunt, so I am childfree by choice
Julia, Jessica & Stephanie: We have no partners and are already at the age where pregnancy would be considered a geriatric pregnancy, we are childfree by circumstance.
Rosa: I am too focused on my career & I prefer being an Aunt, so I am childfree by choice
Julia, Jessica & Stephanie: We have no partners and are already at the age where pregnancy would be considered a geriatric pregnancy, we are childfree by circumstance.
by GermanGoon January 07, 2025
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Shane Diesel: Same here bro, bubble butt PAWGs like her and MILFs like Liliane Sara Jay, just make me wanna cum so bad shiotsuki, I just know Im ngl.
by GermanGoon January 07, 2025
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GOONER 2: FUCK YES! Bou2 fmh! Thanks masterball
GOONER 2: FUCK YES! Bou2 fmh! Thanks masterball
by GermanGoon February 03, 2025
Get the Bou2 FMH mug.Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.
It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation
Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
by GermanGoon January 09, 2025
Get the Pants Handcuffing Ankles mug.Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.
Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn
Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
by GermanGoon July 16, 2025
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I don't even gangbang, pussy so good
Make me throw up a set (Ah-ah)
Sexxy Redd: My pussy really do be FJaW
I don't even gangbang, pussy so good
Make me throw up a set (Ah-ah)
Sexxy Redd: My pussy really do be FJaW
by GermanGoon February 02, 2025
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