Pants Handcuffing Ankles

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
by GermanGoon January 10, 2025
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Fapwatch

When something, relatively SFW (Safe for work), leads to you watching and masturbating for eg a hot news anchor reading the news - you are watching the news but also jerking off to the reporter.

AKA "fwatch"
It's almost impossible to not fapwatch whenever Sarah Nicole Davis or Lindsay Biscaia are reading sports or news

Yeah I blow big thick fat chunky loads when they are onscreen. Marissa Roberto too. Those women make a lot of money for their networks because men are not going to change the channel when they are on
by GermanGoon December 24, 2024
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Whomp on it

Basically a polite way of saying "whomp on my meat" AKA masturbate or jerk off. It is used to indicate how hard you intend to beat off and pulverize your meat due to how hot and attracted you are to someone or something.

Also sometimes written as "Womm" or "Woi"
Julio Gomez: bro that thick pawg Brianne Foley, is about to do the weather forecast

Mike Adriano: good looking out, I'm definitely about to whomp on it to her phat ass and side profile
by GermanGoon January 09, 2025
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