When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).
Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!
Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.
Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.
Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
GOONER 1: Courtney Cronin and Marissa Roberto are on TV
GOONER 2: FUCK YES! Bou2 fmh! Thanks masterball
GOONER 2: FUCK YES! Bou2 fmh! Thanks masterball
by GermanGoon February 03, 2025
"I'm not going to LAST". This is used typically when camming or watching an erotic tiktok or instagram live and you realize that the you are about to bust a fat nut and will not be able to hold out any longer due to all the Edging you have been doing to the creator and/or their content. It is used as shorthand to quickly relay the message as typically it is typed with one hand (since the other hand is very busy) and usually written just before the sensation of cumming takes over the gooner's brain. It also allows for the Bator to announce that they have failed the JOI countdown by Nutting before the Mistress has instructed them to (before she reaches the count of 1).
Shorty Mac: I can never hold out for long when watching phat ass, big booty Annastayziaa's lives on IG. Once I start watching, I know Im ngl.
Shane Diesel: Same here bro, bubble butt PAWGs like her and MILFs like Liliane Sara Jay, just make me wanna cum so bad shiotsuki, I just know Im ngl.
Shane Diesel: Same here bro, bubble butt PAWGs like her and MILFs like Liliane Sara Jay, just make me wanna cum so bad shiotsuki, I just know Im ngl.
by GermanGoon January 07, 2025
Basically a polite way of saying "whomp on my meat" AKA masturbate or jerk off. It is used to indicate how hard you intend to beat off and pulverize your meat due to how hot and attracted you are to someone or something.
Also sometimes written as "Womm" or "Woi"
Also sometimes written as "Womm" or "Woi"
Julio Gomez: bro that thick pawg Brianne Foley, is about to do the weather forecast
Mike Adriano: good looking out, I'm definitely about to whomp on it to her phat ass and side profile
Mike Adriano: good looking out, I'm definitely about to whomp on it to her phat ass and side profile
by GermanGoon January 09, 2025