Ugonamekminut

A cheeky way of saying someone is about to inspire you to masturbate or orgasm.
Mike Adriano: Babbu Kaur Gill is one of the sexiest Indians I have ever seen. Great Curves, bubble butt and she drives the men crazy

Lucky Lakhpinder: I never realized how many men found me attractive and wanted to fuck and cum deep inside of me til I came to TAinON

Manuel Ferrera: I can't wait to fuck and stretch your curry cunt wide open, fill you up with fat penis from side to side. I know Ugonamekminut so hard. I love sexy Indians like Harneet, Ruchi, Paramjit & Chandanbir Kaur Gill
by GermanGoon March 31, 2025
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Fapwatch

When something, relatively SFW (Safe for work), leads to you watching and masturbating for eg a hot news anchor reading the news - you are watching the news but also jerking off to the reporter.

AKA "fwatch"
It's almost impossible to not fapwatch whenever Sarah Nicole Davis or Lindsay Biscaia are reading sports or news

Yeah I blow big thick fat chunky loads when they are onscreen. Marissa Roberto too. Those women make a lot of money for their networks because men are not going to change the channel when they are on
by GermanGoon December 24, 2024
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BBB

Big Booty Brazilian or Bubble Butt Brazilian, as Brazilians are known for having very plump assets
Jovan Jordan: damn, Juliano is so lucky to have a hotwife, she's got everything, looks, perfect teeth, big tits and a big ol' onion booty!

Shorty Mac: Don't worry we're gonna treat Liliane so well and feed her fat cock after fat cock, that BBB pussy gonna be so wet and gaping open after we stretch her out.

Shane Diesel: And we're gonna let cucky hubby eat our cum out of her stretched out pussy

Brickzilla: can't wait to gangbang that BBB! I'm gonna cum so deep inside her wet cunt, cock hubby going to have a full meal of cum to eat out of her
by GermanGoon February 04, 2025
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Pants Handcuffing Ankles

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
by GermanGoon January 10, 2025
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Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"
Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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FJaW

The best kind of pussy, fat juicy and wet. It's an evolution or step up from WAP.
Bruno Mars: Fat, juicy, and wet (Ah-ah)
I don't even gangbang, pussy so good
Make me throw up a set (Ah-ah)

Sexxy Redd: My pussy really do be FJaW
by GermanGoon February 02, 2025
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Childfree by Circumstance

People often assume people who are child free, do so by choice but in many cases, people are child free by circumstance such as medical conditions, infertility, being chronically single (lack of partner to raise a family with, etc.).
Celine: I have had four abortions, I am childfree by choice

Rosa: I am too focused on my career & I prefer being an Aunt, so I am childfree by choice

Julia, Jessica & Stephanie: We have no partners and are already at the age where pregnancy would be considered a geriatric pregnancy, we are childfree by circumstance.
by GermanGoon January 08, 2025
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