Gary Coleman IV's definitions

Speed Round

Quickly switching between the hand gestures for Goatse and Mr. Hands. In some cases, the gesture for fisting lessons may be included.

Did you know that Jake currently holds the Speed Round world record with a time of 32.63 seconds?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.

Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

semencilization

The process in which semen is shot.
Pronounced suh-men-sil-uh-zay-shun.

Man, his semencilization took a really long time today.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

nigga licka

A whore who likes small black cock and especially loves to stick them in her mouth like a chocolate bar.

That girl Shaquita is definitely a nigga licka.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

SFS

A very unorthodox way of describing something as absolutely the worst piece of garbage you have ever encountered.

Man, that band we saw last night was SFS.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

anal crater

A crater that forms in one's anus, usually from sticking foreign objects inside of it.

Can you believe the anal crater that Marty got from the bottle that Kirk inserted into him? It's got to be over 3 feet in diameter!

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008