Gary Coleman IV's definitions
Quickly switching between the hand gestures for Goatse and Mr. Hands. In some cases, the gesture for fisting lessons may be included.
by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.
Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.
by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

A whore who likes small black cock and especially loves to stick them in her mouth like a chocolate bar.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

A very unorthodox way of describing something as absolutely the worst piece of garbage you have ever encountered.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Can you believe the anal crater that Marty got from the bottle that Kirk inserted into him? It's got to be over 3 feet in diameter!
by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.
2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.
2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.
1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.
2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.
2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.
by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
