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1. A person of very low wits
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2. A person who looks incredibly dumb
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3. A combination of both 1 and 2
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2. A person who looks incredibly dumb
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3. A combination of both 1 and 2
"Why did Bob climb in the bailer? God damn he is a downtard!"
"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."
"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."
by Gary October 6, 2004
Get the Downtard mug.The act of buying, selling and trading people who have Down syndrome in the art of making them fight one another.
Once you acquire some Down people, dress them in medieval armor and give them weapons and make them fight one another!
Once you acquire some Down people, dress them in medieval armor and give them weapons and make them fight one another!
"Did you go to that Down fight last night? Ricky sure is a downtard but he can swing a mace like a mother!"
by Gary October 6, 2004
Get the Down Fighting mug.Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.
person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!
person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!
person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
by Gary October 21, 2004
Get the Top shelf mug.So me and al and frank and dan are in the car on the way to poker the other night and al is telling a story and he somehow messes up wicked bad but still says a clear smotth thing that sounds like a word... he says something along the lines of... yeah so my moms boss is mamoulamont.... pronounced
ma mow la mont
he continues with the story and this critical speaking error has gone untouched so a few words later i say . "wait wait wait baacckk up.. did you just say ..... mamoulamont?. too make a long story short we saud the word about 9000 times almost to the point of killing it and the word has been in my head ever since.
This word has now brought on a life of its own as many people are starting to use it.
ma mow la mont
he continues with the story and this critical speaking error has gone untouched so a few words later i say . "wait wait wait baacckk up.. did you just say ..... mamoulamont?. too make a long story short we saud the word about 9000 times almost to the point of killing it and the word has been in my head ever since.
This word has now brought on a life of its own as many people are starting to use it.
Can be used as a substitute for an expression like Bullshit.
"Thats straight up Mamoulamont!"
but usually used as a single word as an expression while pondering something but can not come up with an answer or the right words to use. like.. "::sigh::.... Mamoulamont"
"Thats straight up Mamoulamont!"
but usually used as a single word as an expression while pondering something but can not come up with an answer or the right words to use. like.. "::sigh::.... Mamoulamont"
by gary November 7, 2004
Get the Mamoulamont mug.Jim: can I come on the trip to the zoo
Gary: of course not, fuck away
Timo: that wasn't nice
Gary: you fuck away too buddy
Gary: of course not, fuck away
Timo: that wasn't nice
Gary: you fuck away too buddy
by Gary November 15, 2004
Get the fuck away mug.Someone who runs at a decent pace, on all terrain, in all weathers, because they want to.
'not a fucking jogger OK'
'not a fucking jogger OK'
As the runner finished his fartlek, with hands on knees, gasping for breath, his neighbour kindly asked," did you have a nice jog?"
Contemplating whether to kindly point out to his neighbour that he was in fact a runner not a jogger, he instead decided to politely reply," fuck off you twat!"
Contemplating whether to kindly point out to his neighbour that he was in fact a runner not a jogger, he instead decided to politely reply," fuck off you twat!"
by gary November 23, 2004
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