blarg

The single greatest word in the history of the universe. Incredibly versatile, can be used in nearly any situation. Also, the exact opposite of hingo.

"Blarg! That was awesome!"
"Awww, blarg, that was terrible."
"Blarg is good."

by Gary August 29, 2004

Shants

To short for pants, to long for shorts. Shants

Garrett wears shants cause is family is to poor to buy pants.

by Gary June 07, 2003

Poojab

The act of inserting a penis in a vagina

I am going to poojab some flipper tonight. I want to poojab some pussy.

by gary December 28, 2003

Downtard

1. A person of very low wits

or

2. A person who looks incredibly dumb

or

3. A combination of both 1 and 2

"Why did Bob climb in the bailer? God damn he is a downtard!"

"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."

by Gary October 07, 2004

poononi

the nicer way of saying cunt

Vicki has the best tasting and nicest looking poononi i've ever gotten my wang on.

by Gary December 05, 2004

Flipper

The female sex organ. vagina pussy

I haven't gotten any flipper in a while.

by gary December 28, 2003

nubeerection

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)

I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection

by gary March 23, 2005