GOD's definitions

fuzzy handcuffs

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.

Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.

by God April 6, 2005

Spork

A Cross between a spoon and a fork this is really fun to poke people with. Usually with 3 prongs, but sometimes you lose them when you're poking that annoying bitch that sits behind you. Sometimes used to give pleasure to yourself after the lights go out at night

Im going to spork that bitch into the next millinium.

by God January 22, 2005

bunch of wankers

The Gatecrasher message board

I fucking hate the Gatecrasher message board. They're all a bunch of wankers.

by God November 9, 2006

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

The most memorable song from Office Space, and a good example of when rap can actually be good.

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta has a kicking awesome beat that I like to get down to when I am chilling with all my niggers at the country club.

by God December 12, 2004

fakeboy

Someone who purposely trys to make a group of people look like idiots. They post in a forum as a member of a group and start acting like a complete moron and, in turn, making people mad at that particular group.

MarioInYourFace is a fakeboy

by God April 24, 2005

BMF

Bad Mother Fucker.

Zack and Bryce are BMFs.

by God December 15, 2002