The top level of all vineyard hussies. Most gorgeous, best tasting, In shape, super hot heels, dresses classy yet slut is foreshadowed. Knows how to work her way to the secret cellar, to drink the high end bottles. Usually found on her knees blowing or having hot sex with vineyard owner. Can multi-task with glass of wine in her hand and never spill a drop.
Where did Svetlana go? Ohhhhh girl you know her, she’s already got the vineyard owners cock in her mouth by now. It’s already been 20 minutes. She is the ultimate DeWine Slut.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019
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I am so torn between being honest with my BF, or just leading him on more.......because his {Oral Mastery is just life changing.
My hot blonde friend Alyssa, said that Bruce licked her pussy better than you ever did Deb, and she said what dolt would not marry that Italian Stallion for his Oral Mastery alone?
Oh honey you better keep him happy, and be sweet to him, because with his level of Oral Mastery, he will get and can have any woman he wants. Im dripping wet just talking about him and that 360 Clit Lick i keep hearing about from your roommate and your friends.
My hot blonde friend Alyssa, said that Bruce licked her pussy better than you ever did Deb, and she said what dolt would not marry that Italian Stallion for his Oral Mastery alone?
Oh honey you better keep him happy, and be sweet to him, because with his level of Oral Mastery, he will get and can have any woman he wants. Im dripping wet just talking about him and that 360 Clit Lick i keep hearing about from your roommate and your friends.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
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Usually it is made into a Scandal to use as an excuse or a smokescreen, that can pass as a reason to exit, or be a cold mean bitch. Also is used to make one fee bad, and think that their (very desirable) huge thick cock is actually hurting her or doing damage now a days.
This type of Scandal, will be used by the same kind of bullshit artist, as the girl who tries to convince you that her new guys pencil dick. is better than any thick big cock.
Soft Sex and Small Cocks are her specialty over night.
Usually it is made into a Scandal to use as an excuse or a smokescreen, that can pass as a reason to exit, or be a cold mean bitch. Also is used to make one fee bad, and think that their (very desirable) huge thick cock is actually hurting her or doing damage now a days.
This type of Scandal, will be used by the same kind of bullshit artist, as the girl who tries to convince you that her new guys pencil dick. is better than any thick big cock.
Soft Sex and Small Cocks are her specialty over night.
1. I really wanted to believe that baby brat I was dating, was mature, but when she needed an out, she pulled the Soft Sex Scandal card out again.
2. Hey Chief, your Ex GF is such a cheap, using, liar, to go with that Soft Sex Scandal shit again. After how hard you dicked her down, for a year and a half, that slut better pull her pants up and check herself.
2. Hey Chief, your Ex GF is such a cheap, using, liar, to go with that Soft Sex Scandal shit again. After how hard you dicked her down, for a year and a half, that slut better pull her pants up and check herself.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 02, 2019
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1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.
2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019
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She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.
She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.
Dude look at that Dec 18 over there. What a classless hoe. She is getting used like a Dirty old hospital bike
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 19, 2019
Get the Dec 18 mug.When a female is ravished and starving, because her man has fucked her brains out for hours, yet she can’t even move To get nourishment because of how hard she has been dicked down.......and out of nowhere her BF brings her a fresh, home made taco, warmed, and on a plate, w napkin, for her to consume in bed. Taco Jesus
1. I was laying there stunned, and then the next thing I know, like a sign from above....there is a hot man, handing me a perfectly warm and delicious taco......Taco Jesus had arrived.
2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 20, 2019
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