GIRL's definitions

blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.

criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"

by girl April 20, 2004

reset

reset is such a cool guy, he's niiiice and sweeeeeeet

by girl June 4, 2003

DAVID BECKHAM

the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!

he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!

by GIRL March 14, 2005

nXc

Nerd core

"omg dan, we are such nXc"

by girl September 22, 2003

Damage Inc

1. A Bad ass old school Metallica song.
2. The most bad ass gaming clan to walk the earth. Clan Members wear tag ={DMG}=. and continually poon noobs "gretzky style".also known as DMG Their home is dmgclan.com and consist of some of the greatest video gamers known. They are led by "the fearless leader" aka ashe. Other members include Hitlers assasin, Edward Penishands, FarmerBrown,Jacko, Carp, Vertigo, Kid36, Seabass, You so stupad, Houzebomb,Ironman, Lygar, Ice dawg, Rocky, Kcire, and GIRLSW/GUNS see Ciara Bella DMG DMG Clan

I got owned by Damage inc. or DMG pooned my ass. or Farmer brown throws nades Dmg style or my ass hurts from the dmg ownage

by girl April 26, 2005

lau

A member of the group the Laus. The laus are a group opposed to science lessons (especially those taught by Mr Roper). A lau is intelligent and extremely kewl but prefers arty subjects (art/drama) to factual subjects (science/maths). The name lau comes from the maiden name of lau 2's mother.

Lau 2: My mum's maiden name was Lau
Lau 1: Really? that's such a kewl name! I want to be a lau

by girl February 23, 2005

toneil

chick who is hot but has no sense of humour and is total dumbass

"shes such a toneil"

by girl December 31, 2003