dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

by George March 16, 2003

nut pisser

A man whos penis so small that he is forced to piss on his own nuts when pissing.

Girl: I soo wanna do that guy!
Dude: Are you sure I used to have p.e. with him and he is a total nut pisser.

by george January 20, 2005

peeling the chile

1) to slack off and do nothing
2)to masturbate

originated in new mexico.

guy: what are you doing tonight?
dude: nothing just peeling the chile.

by george January 20, 2005

Mach 5

Speed Racer's race car!

I will survive, in my Mach 5.

by George January 04, 2005

jpg

Jean Paul Gaultier, an overhyped fashion designer with no sense of color, who's clothing line is all either fatuously trite or absurd to the point of being laughable. In short, a hack.

Loser: Did you go to the jpg show last night?
Suave Individual: No, I'm not a slave to the fashion industry's every whim, so I know a lousy designer when I see his work.

by George June 18, 2005

Crush

Frequent Sex
Made popular by Big Pun Rip. In Still not a player.

"Still not a player i just crush alot"

by George December 11, 2003

himmer

A hummer performed by a male.

Jason was well known throughout the prison for his himmers.

by george February 27, 2003