G-Union's definitions

The OC

An amusing new television show based on a crappy county that takes place in the next queerest part of California, besides West Hollywood and San Fransico, Orange County. For some reason, The TV show, The OC is not based on the 2002 Movie, "Orange County" starring Jack Black.

The OC was once said to be "8-Mile: The TV Series" just without Eminem, or Rapping, or Detroit, or a Trailer Park. What the hell did TV Guide mean by that?

by G-Union August 16, 2003

The UrbanVortex

(N.) The vortex of UrbanDictionary.com where Definitions that never make it the next day end up. Think of it as "The Graveyard" to your "Yu-Gi-Oh!"

The only Author I know on this site who can escape the UrbanVortex is Jae. She gets about 50 definitions in a day, not a single one deleted.

by G-Union April 17, 2006

Kung Faux

(Kung Foe) Kung Faux (N.) A Kung-Fu Comedy TV Show/DVD where they take old Kung-Fu footage and edit the hell out of it to make it look like the actors are really saying different stuff and doing different things then the "correct" English dubbing would have you think. The comedy part about it is that all of the dialogue they replace in it is all Hip-Hop and Rap related and they usually get rappers (none famous) to Lip Sync the parts, which ends up being a hilarious Street Rap (as well as part Video Game)edition of a Kung-Fu movie.

Kung Faux comes on Canadian music channel, Fuse TV. Think of Spike TV's "Most Extreme Elimination", mixed with "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist", mixed with any given Master P or Ice Cube movie. The results? Some funny ass Hip-Hop TV!

by G-Union January 20, 2004

X2

(N.) X2: X-Men United. The ONLY good comic book movie of 2003, that's worthy of being in the theaters. Puts Daredevil and The Hulk to shame.

Look out for such mutants as The Beast, Gambit and Jubilee in the sequel to X2, X3 which is set to be released in May 2005.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

Psycho Pussy

See Psycho Bitch. A dyke who's part British Skank, part Southern US Hillbilly who likes to suck her cuzzin's dick for Manchester Squirrel Meat, despite being an Overweight, Acne-faced, Teenage Lesbian.

"Spot o' Tea gov'na? I wanna suck you're dick after I finish humpin me cuzzin', Lord Autobottom the Third. Charmin' I do say so meself. Right Pa and Mum? Liverpool Rules!"

(Editor's Note: Liverpool. Uh, I think that's some town/team for Soccer, or 'European Football.' Anyway, Psycho Dyke sucks ass.)

by G-Union April 17, 2006

Napster

(N.) Someone who takes a lot of naps.
(Oh yeah, it's also a crappy Internet music downloading site.)

John sure is a napster. He must have to be, though with as much time as he spends on that crappy website, Napster.

by G-Union November 11, 2003

Sneeze of Death

(N.) Sneeze of Death. The REAL cause of the Extinction of the Dinosaurs, not that whole Meteor thing. Done by Homer Simpson, using a Time Traveling Toaster in 300,000,000 B.C.

Bonecrusha, nigga!

by G-Union November 26, 2003