G-Union's definitions

L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.

(N.) an acronym for the Large Experimental Super Busty International Amazon Nuclear Squad. (think of a sci-fi version of Xena) Four women from the U.S. , England, France, and Germany get zapped by nuclear radiation and gain superpowers. Set to air on NBC in Fall 2003. Anne Heche set to guest star.

Hey, guess what I just did today? I just totally checked out some L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

kewl

(N.) a dumba** way of spelling "Cool" that pot-smoking, skateboarders use. You have to scrunch up your nose to say it, or else, you're saying it wrong.

-Hey dude, where's my car? -I don't know? Maybe aliens abducted it. -Man, wouldn't that be kewl. (insert Beavis & Butthead laugh here.)

by G-Union May 16, 2003

Donkey Kong Song Girl

(N.) An indivual who has come up with some rather, alarming and unusual Definitions to UrbanDictionary.com. Some kind of Jinx Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh nut job who has been said to have a bottle up her rectum. Called a "Yu-Gi-Fag."

Can I get fries with my Donkey Kong Song Meal? Oh, and also a Blue Eyes White Dragon DKS Toy. Yay! Now I can be like Yugi Pidgeotto, too. I summon the power of my Millenium Donkey Kong Song to help defeat Maximillion Unicorn!

by G-Union June 24, 2003

Hoobastank

A Rock and Roll band that's really very bland. The next CREED. (Only they don't get the Creed offical Flag Award for SUCKING.) Despite that, they have the best Rock and Roll name since Uncle Cracker.

The Album is in a blank, all white CD holder with black text labeled "GENERIC ROCK."

by G-Union June 23, 2004

leek

(N.) The Natural Sword of the Pokemon, Farfetch'd. With it, it can do such attacks as Slash and Swords Dance. It is of poor quality though, as no one (maybe Jackie Chan and that's it) has ever used onion sprig as a formidable weapon.

This Thanksgiving, we're having Farfetch'd, the near extinct Pokemon. It is just NO GOOD AT ALL without the Leek as seasoning, though.

by G-Union October 29, 2003

Baby Bob

(N.) An early sign of the Apocolpyse. Part Ally McBeal Dancing Baby, Part FreeInternet.com. All Evil!

Avoid Baby Bob at all costs! If you make contact for too long, your body will turn to stone.

by G-Union June 20, 2003

The Rock

(N.) A Hollywood actor who on rare occasions moonlights as a Wrestler on the WWe. He's like other WWe superstars such as JBL John Bradshaw Layfield who's a Politcal Analyst/Wrestler, Stacy Kiebler who's a Schoolteacher/NFL Cheerleader/Wrestling diva, John Cena who's a Horrible, Terrible Wigger-Rapper/Wrestler, and Kane, who's a Children's Party Clown/Wrestler.

The Rock is the 2014 Governor of Florida. California then will be governed by Justin Timberlake, who'll still be upset with President Spears and Vice President Jessica Simpson.

by G-Union May 25, 2004