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elimiDATE

(N.) Yet another comedy dating reality show. This one is at least better in where 4 mates are dating one man or woman at once and are voted off, one by one until one is left. It's more funny than the other crappy reality dating shows that come on too much such as Shipmates, Change of Heart, EX-treme Dating and (your favorite) MASTERDate.
More crap TV for lonely middle aged singles.
by G-Union November 26, 2003
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Bizarre

(N.) A fat-fucker who raps in Eminem's D12. He really is the only one in d12 people even know ('I'm the most popularest one in da group.") He raps (Talks real slowly) about having sex with relatives and doing lewd acts while people watch him.
Bizarre's is the only part in "My Band" that I like. Damn, Eminem has gotten corny as shit!
by G-Union May 4, 2004
mugGet the Bizarremug.

leek

(N.) The Natural Sword of the Pokemon, Farfetch'd. With it, it can do such attacks as Slash and Swords Dance. It is of poor quality though, as no one (maybe Jackie Chan and that's it) has ever used onion sprig as a formidable weapon.
This Thanksgiving, we're having Farfetch'd, the near extinct Pokemon. It is just NO GOOD AT ALL without the Leek as seasoning, though.
by G-Union October 29, 2003
mugGet the leekmug.

Baby Bob

(N.) An early sign of the Apocolpyse. Part Ally McBeal Dancing Baby, Part FreeInternet.com. All Evil!
Avoid Baby Bob at all costs! If you make contact for too long, your body will turn to stone.
by G-Union June 20, 2003
mugGet the Baby Bobmug.

Macs or PC's

Which are better? Macs or PC'S? Let's see: Mac's have harddrives that crash every other minute and look all sleek and stuff even though they perform mostly like crap. Macs are only good for homework stuff and powerpoint presentations.

PC's are often slow and lumpy and they can't have as much software on them as PC's. But they're the best for playing computer games (Do they even have them on Mac's) and downloading Porn as you know you ALL do. (Not me, though. I have a girlfriend) PC's are also good for personalization and are often cheaper.
And the winner is.....
PC's.
by G-Union June 17, 2004
mugGet the Macs or PC'smug.

The Rock

(N.) A Hollywood actor who on rare occasions moonlights as a Wrestler on the WWe. He's like other WWe superstars such as JBL John Bradshaw Layfield who's a Politcal Analyst/Wrestler, Stacy Kiebler who's a Schoolteacher/NFL Cheerleader/Wrestling diva, John Cena who's a Horrible, Terrible Wigger-Rapper/Wrestler, and Kane, who's a Children's Party Clown/Wrestler.
The Rock is the 2014 Governor of Florida. California then will be governed by Justin Timberlake, who'll still be upset with President Spears and Vice President Jessica Simpson.
by G-Union May 25, 2004
mugGet the The Rockmug.

G-Unip

(N.) The substance responsible for making people act like 50 Cent.
When someone says, 'I'll bust a cap in the nigg-gah!', they are on that G-Unip, again.
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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