G-Union's definitions

Daddy Day Care

(N.) Another Eddie Murphy flop, much like The Adventures of Pluto Nash and I-Spy. This one has Eddie Murphy and another guy playing Babysitters to a bunch of snot nosed kids. DDC is bad, but not as bad as Pluto Nash or Hulk.

Look for DDC-II to be released in 2004, right after "Pluto Nash 2: Adventure into the Sun!"

by G-Union July 30, 2003

Boatloads of Ass

(N.) Something that is so much beyond sucking, it can only be described as this term. (much like a lightyear is so long, it can only be described by a unit of time)

Ja Rule, Benzino, Mandy Moore, and Billy Joel sucks BOATLOADS OF ASS!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Urban Cowboy

Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)

THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN
Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans

Urban Cowboys wave up American Flags 24 hours of the day and write country songs about the US Army ramming their boots up Saddam's ass, cause "It's the American Way." Well... maybe the South.

by G-Union June 23, 2004

Pink Belt

See Ja Rule, Jeffrey Atkins

Yo, I ain't gotta spit nothin' at these kwaounds! I'ma 12-Degree Pink Belt! Holla!

by G-Union May 6, 2003

Eminem Gym

(N.) A place where chocolate cover coated candies and Slim Shadys go to work out and flex up the glutes, and abdomens and such.

We all had a rin-dindin at the Eminem Gym.

by G-Union May 21, 2003

Heartless Multinational Industries

(N.) They core evil of America. They come in the form of Television, which pays actors Millions of dollars for something a four year old could litterally do just as well if not better. (Examples- Friends and Everybody love Raymond.) They also come in the form of Movies, which makes dozens of god-awful movies every year, just for the almighty dollar. ( From Justin to Kelly, LXG, Gigli ) and they come in the most evil form of all, the Music Industry/The RIAA. I tbink we all know how terrible they are. The moral of the story is: Big, Heartless, Multinational Industries suck and only bring the world great pain and suffering.

Nowadays, they even have Heartless Multinational Industries in Video Games. They're the reason that other than Grand Theft Auto, there hasn't been a single good Video Game since 2001. Instead we're stuck with utter monkey sh*t such as Mediocre-at-best X Box games, Recycled Platstation 2 games, and anything on Gamecube/Gamecube itself.

by G-Union October 14, 2003

60

(N>) The Late Night with Conan O' Brien spinoff of "24". Get this. "60" is a show where each episode is one second of real time in a whole story that spans one minute. Understand? So far, it has aired 8 Episodes since it's late May premiere and has been renewed for a second season.

How will Chuck Aloue save the Prime Minister of Canada in this week's compelling episode of 60...?

by G-Union November 6, 2003