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Definitions by G-Union

Scary Movie 

(N.) 1. A movie that triggers horror or fear in those that watch it.
2. The best movies spoof since Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
3. Any movie that has a Music Artist as the main star of the film.
1. Nightare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween are all Scary Movies.
2. Why the f*ck is Ja Rule in Scary Movie 3!?
3. It's going to be a scary Halloween this year, where we gather around to watch such scary movies as "Crossroads" and "How to Deal."
Scary Movie by G-Union November 5, 2003
(N.) Tall, Big, Busty, Voluptious, or Curvaceous. (found on Hyperdictionary.com)
My girlfriend, Melissa is extremely Grandiloquent and Extremely Sonsie.
Sonsie by G-Union November 5, 2003

halloween 

"Hallowed Night" or "All Hallows Night". It's the National Day of Candy, that's not easter. Known for it's Trick or Treating and dress ups.
halloween by G-Union October 30, 2003

Mother Tucker 

(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!
Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."
Mother Tucker by G-Union October 30, 2003

girlfriend in training 

(N.) A female who is still just a friend. A future Girlfriend and often, a future ex-girlfriend.
Melissa is no longer a girlfriend in training. But you say she just a friend.
girlfriend in training by G-Union October 30, 2003

Hella Cool 

(N.) A term made up in Southern California by Gwen Stefani of No Doubt. It means "Super Duper Cool" and is most oftenly used by assholes and douche bags trying to be hip-dope-fly. Eric Cartman of South Park also use to like using the lame phrase, too, but forgot about it soon after he got into it.
Gwen Stefani says you can be "Hella Cool", "Hella good", "Hella fly", "Hella dope", or "Hella mad".
Hella Cool by G-Union October 30, 2003

Jolt Cola 

(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.
Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.
Jolt Cola by G-Union October 30, 2003