G-Union's definitions

The Rock

(N.) A Hollywood actor who on rare occasions moonlights as a Wrestler on the WWe. He's like other WWe superstars such as JBL John Bradshaw Layfield who's a Politcal Analyst/Wrestler, Stacy Kiebler who's a Schoolteacher/NFL Cheerleader/Wrestling diva, John Cena who's a Horrible, Terrible Wigger-Rapper/Wrestler, and Kane, who's a Children's Party Clown/Wrestler.

The Rock is the 2014 Governor of Florida. California then will be governed by Justin Timberlake, who'll still be upset with President Spears and Vice President Jessica Simpson.

by G-Union May 25, 2004

leek

(N.) The Natural Sword of the Pokemon, Farfetch'd. With it, it can do such attacks as Slash and Swords Dance. It is of poor quality though, as no one (maybe Jackie Chan and that's it) has ever used onion sprig as a formidable weapon.

This Thanksgiving, we're having Farfetch'd, the near extinct Pokemon. It is just NO GOOD AT ALL without the Leek as seasoning, though.

by G-Union October 29, 2003

Newlyweds

(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.

"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"

Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.

by G-Union January 21, 2004

Fuck That Dutch Noise!

(N.) An Adult Swim Catchphrase that signals that the ACTION portion of the show is about to come up. It's also really funny to say to people who don't know the original setup. (some Dutch poem/quote about some noise or something.)

Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise!

by G-Union December 9, 2003

She Spies

(N.) A blantant, modern day rip-off of Charlie's Angels, with a comedic motif. (not that anyone really cares.)

Hey dude, I'm really high right now. What's on? She Spies? What's that? Whatever, I won't remember tomorrow.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Bubba

(N.) Cheap ass soda in which you can get a 6-pack for a dollar.

Bubba Cola: The offical soda of the hood.

by G-Union August 25, 2003

Bizarre

(N.) A fat-fucker who raps in Eminem's D12. He really is the only one in d12 people even know ('I'm the most popularest one in da group.") He raps (Talks real slowly) about having sex with relatives and doing lewd acts while people watch him.

Bizarre's is the only part in "My Band" that I like. Damn, Eminem has gotten corny as shit!

by G-Union May 4, 2004