G-Union's definitions

XFL

N.) X-Treme Football League. A crappy football league created by Vince Mcmahon and launched in Feburary 2001. It started out very strong, but it's ratings literally cut in half every week and by the end of it's season, in April 2001, approximately 549 on the Planet were still watching. Vince McMahon also lost about $72 million with the XFL as well. The XFL nowadays causes massive amounts of laughter just by mentioning it. (He Hate Me!)

Homer: "I'm geared up for the all new season of the XFL."
Marge: "Uh, Homer..."

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Super Mario

(N.) A 4 foot, 200lb. Italian Plumber from Brookyn, NY who's been in about 30 video games. The plumber, who's said to be in his early 40's today, is the mascot of Nintendo, as well as their oldest employee (next to Donkey Kong Sr.)

Today, I was a tad disapointed when I played Super Mario sunshine.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Gizzie

(N.) A stupid, assclown who likes Anti-rap like Ja Rule and Too Short. Suck a d*** you stupid skank!

This dumb Gizzie Mcguire bitch likes DJ Too Dope and Ja Rule. Let's throw some 99 cent "Irv Gotti Presents.." albums at her bitch ass!

by G-Union May 12, 2003

Spam

(1.) (N.) Really nasty meat in a can for Project Moms and Divorced, Lonely Fathers. From the people who bing you Chubb. Comes in Spam, Spam Light, and Spamburger Deluxe.
(2.) (N.) Annoying Junk Mail send out in Large Quanities by a man named Ronnie Scelson from Louisana.
(3.) (N.) A classic Monty Python routine that's known for annoyingly overusing the word "Spam" meaning the food like product. It's Ironic today because the E-Mail Spam is just as annoying.

I Hate Spam!

by G-Union January 12, 2004

I love the 80's

(N.) An excuse for old people on VH1 to dwell back onto their lost youth and weep uncontrollably that their actually adults now with kids and responsibilities.

How can anyone possibly love the 80's? Maybe I can understand the 70's, but the 80's? It's the only decade in world history when the entire world was gay. Think about it. Everyone in tight pink spandex. (*shudders*)

by G-Union October 15, 2003

mos def

(N.) When you reach the maximum of not being able to hear.

"Yo, I don't think that D-Bo heard me. He must be Mos Def now."

by G-Union October 21, 2003

Princess Peach

(N.) Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom. (somewhere in North America)
Statistics:
Age: somewhere in her twenties
Height: 5'6"
Hair: Reddish-Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Cup Size: to be determined...

Mario, you've got to save Princess Peach again!

by G-Union May 22, 2003