I got something for my a** every issue. Thankyou, cause I keep running out of F****n' tissue. Oh lordy, I just got so sick at looking at you. (Benzino, the manufacter) At least now, I can see when nike has a new ten-nisshoe. -Eminem's new commerical for The Source
by G-Union May 08, 2003

by G-Union December 12, 2003

-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.
by G-Union May 15, 2003

by G-Union November 26, 2003

(N.) A fat ass, (Irv Gotti type of Fat) rapper who only got a deal through Nepotism, Favortism, or some other BS type of way. (the Jeffrey At-Kinns effect) All he does is screams like a madman, while stepping on buildings and all other types of s**t. His first breakthrough (and probably only hit) song is Ain't Never Scared.
Let's hope Bonecrusher, Baby, and all of the rest of the Southern Trash Rappers go away quickly, shall we? Oh and dumbass, "The South" consists of Lousiana, Florida, Georgia, Virginia, and the Carolinas, not Texas and California, stupid, even if they are southern United States.
by G-Union July 25, 2003

Celebrity Counsel of Commerical Assholes-
1. Jim, the Snapple Guy (Boo!)
2. The "Can you Hear Me Now?" Guy (Boo!)
3. The Sprint Wireless Detective (he's okay.)
4. The "Where's the Beef?" old Lady (now dead!)
5. Judge Reinhold (your honor...)
6. The DiGourno's Delivery Boy (sucks)
7. That God damn AFLAC Duck! (the guy who does the voice of Iago the Parrot in Aladdin)
8. That Insipid 7UP Guy! (I hate him!)
9. The original 7UP Guy! (orlando jones)
10. That damn dancing dnL Leprachaun! (Boo!)
1. Jim, the Snapple Guy (Boo!)
2. The "Can you Hear Me Now?" Guy (Boo!)
3. The Sprint Wireless Detective (he's okay.)
4. The "Where's the Beef?" old Lady (now dead!)
5. Judge Reinhold (your honor...)
6. The DiGourno's Delivery Boy (sucks)
7. That God damn AFLAC Duck! (the guy who does the voice of Iago the Parrot in Aladdin)
8. That Insipid 7UP Guy! (I hate him!)
9. The original 7UP Guy! (orlando jones)
10. That damn dancing dnL Leprachaun! (Boo!)
by G-Union December 18, 2003

by G-Union May 19, 2003
