Miami Shit Machine

Slang term for a Cubano/Cuban sandwich purchased from a gas station within Florida state lines.

Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.

Gallant: ...

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

miami sprinkler

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.

Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.

by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014

Miami skin fade

A skin fade haircut you receive right before taking a plane to Miami, on your genitals.

Bro I’m so stoked to get this Miami skin fade. I’ve never had one before.

by LeonVonGradwitz January 31, 2019

miami style

Rolling shirtless / open shirt to a party

Check out Ryan over there rocking miami style to this nice dinner.

Party in the city where the heat is on

by dancefloordale August 23, 2011

Miami Sandstorm

When you pack your butt with as much sand that can fit, then you fart as hard as you can, thus creating a Miami Sandstorm and leaves who ever is around smelling like Miami.

Athena- "Yo gurl i'm about to turn up and Miami Sandstorm you up in this piece" *Farts*
Jillian-"Dang gurl you jus covered me in sand and left me smellin' like Miami"

by OMGItsThatOneDudeStu December 6, 2014

miami slide

action performed while driving in miami. where one, goes from one side of the road to the other cutting everyone off

yo on the way to the beach dane did the miami slide and cut everyone off

by myke prez June 11, 2006

miami sunset

A huge, orange-yellow ball of gaseous fire roughly 93,000,000 miles away, in which you can stare without pain as it disappears behind the horizon. A miami sunset typically evokes feelings of cocaine beaches, tanned fake breasts, and white loafers on ultra-white cruise boats.

Travis: "John, I've never seen the sun so huge and easy to stare into..."

John: "It's a miami sunset Travis, now finish your cocaine."

by Dfv2 March 3, 2011