210 definitions by G-Union
(N.) The comic cousin to Peter Griffin, the star of the Adult Swim/Cartoon Network show, "Family Guy." Family Guy is funny, and so is Peter Griffin, but Kathy Griffin is about as funny as Saturday Night Live. (you make up your own minds.)
Kathy Griffin is the host of the show "Average Joe," but that show's garbage compared to Spike TV's Masterpiece, "The Joe Schmo Show."
by G-Union November 11, 2003
(N.) The deadly disease that crippled 98% of the world, back in 1996. It was quickly cured, and went away fast, though.
by G-Union May 19, 2003
(N.) An old Fart who's been called "The REAL Old Dirty Bastard" and "The Mr. Burns of Hip Hop." Just take ya Viagra, and go home with Skinner's Mom, you old, Krusty Bum.
The Late Show Top Ten Reasons why Benzino will never be respected:
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
by G-Union June 26, 2003
(N.) Homer Simpson's (II) Catch phrase in the short-lived Fox Dramedy, "Police Cops." Originally, a suave, stereotypical Policeman, Homer Simpson (II) was retooled into a fat, bumbling, Chris-Farley-esque doofus, who's catchphrase was always "Uh-Oh-Spaghetti-O's!" which was taken from the pasta of the same name.
Homer: "I just helped out in the Toys-for-Guns program."
Chief: "Homer! It's Guns-For-Toys!"
Homer: "Uh-oh spaghetti-o's"
Chief: "Homer! It's Guns-For-Toys!"
Homer: "Uh-oh spaghetti-o's"
by G-Union November 25, 2003
(N.) An awful movie from 2002, starring the horrible actress Madonna. While it is only $0.99 at Blockbuster, it's actually an incredible movie, only when compared to Gigli.
by G-Union August 16, 2003
(N.) A terrible song usually made by a terrible artist that despite it's awfulness, seems to be catchy enough to get stuck in your head until the point you can't get it out. You soon start to hum it all the time, even if you don't like it and may even eventually get used to it. Earworms usually last anywhere between 2 to 6 weeks (based on how often the song plays) and occur about every other month.
Examples: Britney Spears: "Toxic", J-Ho: "Jenny From The Block", and any Justin Timberlake song after 2002.
Examples: Britney Spears: "Toxic", J-Ho: "Jenny From The Block", and any Justin Timberlake song after 2002.
Hey Ya isn't an Earworm. It's just a damn catchy song! Toxic, now that's an Earworm! Despite Britney's terrible singing voice, the hot, secret-agent like beat will turn it into an Earworm.
by G-Union February 2, 2004
VH1's Present Day Spinoff of I LOVE THE 80'S: STRIKES BACK and I LOVE THE 70'S that recaps all of the major events of the previous week, which up until next week will be known as The "Best Week Ever."
by G-Union February 21, 2004