Dumpwhistle

Not quite a panty whisper and not quite a shart, but you still need to shit kinda fart.

(In my English accent) Oh, dear me, I'm afraid I've gone and done a "Dumpwhistle", please excuse me, I must retire to the loo.

by Futureghst-MJC June 01, 2018

Migram

When someone has such horrible grammar it gives you a migraine.

Reading this persons comment gives me a migram.

by Futureghst-MJC September 22, 2016

Stroller Troller

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.

Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.

by Futureghst-MJC March 28, 2015

Celebrican

Celeberican: Any one person who has had 5 mins or years of fame, believing they are better than the other 99.999% of the U.S., they are their own timezone.

THE Kardashians!!?? Puhleeze, they are 1950's plastic toy excited 11 year olds (Acting) who feel like virgins everyday, sin free, they're, Celebrican.

by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018

Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.

Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.

by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015

McSpensary

The McDonalds of the cannabis world, Sell only the best for a quality price. Menu is Mc1/8th - Mc1/4 - Mc1/2 - McFull
We call one strain the McFluhry (Boston accent, to keep the lahyuhs away for using McFlurry).

Yo, you need some dank, sic product, glass, grass, and hash, Come to McSpensary. Peace..

by Futureghst-MJC July 18, 2018

Canadouche

Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.

I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.

by Futureghst-MJC July 20, 2012