When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.
Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.
by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015
Any Grandmother who smacks without prejudice the hands and or face of those who try to steal their candy......
Kind old ladies sitting on the couch knitting who hide within a fierce hatred of loud children, wishing for the strength to get up and beat them all with a broomstick.
Kind old ladies sitting on the couch knitting who hide within a fierce hatred of loud children, wishing for the strength to get up and beat them all with a broomstick.
As a young child my grandmother was ferociously protective of her candy, she would terminate (put the smackdown on) with extreme prejudice those who tried to steal it, the Termiknitta...
by Futureghst-MJC August 21, 2010
A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.
by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013
When one uses social media as a platform for sharing their ignorant views about life, love, respect, race, sexual orientation, spirituality and or food preference as if their opinion is the be all and end all of truth.
by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2016
When one wanders aimlessly with their head up their ass or one who accepts being treated like crap by anyone they get into a relationship with.
You need to stop letting people treat you like crap, get your head out of your ass, you're a lostrich..
by Futureghst-MJC July 06, 2014
(In my English accent) Oh, dear me, I'm afraid I've gone and done a "Dumpwhistle", please excuse me, I must retire to the loo.
by Futureghst-MJC May 03, 2018
by Futureghst-MJC September 23, 2016