Dumpwhistle

Not quite a panty whisper and not quite a shart, but you still need to shit kinda fart.
(In my English accent) Oh, dear me, I'm afraid I've gone and done a "Dumpwhistle", please excuse me, I must retire to the loo.
by Futureghst-MJC June 01, 2018
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