Fucktarded Scarecrow

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....
1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009
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Dike

Old Old Old Time word for a ditch (apparently)
Not to be confused with dyke which means lesbian..
That fucktard over there just fell in a dike?

(if this ^^ was dyke...

....eurgh..................)
by Fucktarded Scarecrow November 19, 2009
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Donkey Raping Shit Eater

The name says it all

It was actually Terrance who first said it in the south park movie not Eric Cartman

I know this because i own the movie ^.^

A very good insult generally used on anyone who is a Fucktard
Ex:

God Jack is such a Donkey Raping Shit Eater
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 01, 2009
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Ding Dong

Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)
1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
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End-Of-Yearitis

A sudden depression that looms over you when you realise a whole year has passed.

Often the sufferer remembers oppurtunities they let pass in the year, things they put off and friends they lost in the year.

This gloom is contagious so if you think you know someone who has End-Of-Yearitis don't get to close or they will remind you of what went wrong for you in the year.

If your not sure if someone is suffering from End-Of-Yearitis this may help

Symptoms of this include:
-Tiredness
-Obvious depression
-Black Marks under eyes from lack of sleep
-General Zombie-like state*
-Lack of New Year cheer
-Reluctance to give gifts (though they could just be being an asshole)

*Like wandering aimlessly around their place of residence, staring into space and being scary lookin'

Time (about 2 months) is only known cure for this disturbing affliction. Though ice cream and sugar in general is known to help sufferer get through it.

This illness can very easily be confused with Suddenly-Dumped-On-Assitis as the symptoms are very similar.
Mark got End-Of-Yearitis and now he's taking it out on me, the bastard
by Fucktarded Scarecrow December 31, 2009
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Shart

When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story....

Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.

Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...

Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.

Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.

Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.

Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......

Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).
Shart (have to say in example)
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 15, 2009
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FloTard

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....
1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
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