The name says it all
It was actually Terrance who first said it in the south park movie not Eric Cartman
I know this because i own the movie ^.^
A very good insult generally used on anyone who is a Fucktard
It was actually Terrance who first said it in the south park movie not Eric Cartman
I know this because i own the movie ^.^
A very good insult generally used on anyone who is a Fucktard
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 01, 2009
See:Poop
An amazing substance...Can take all 3 forms of matter(solids,liquids,gases(Tee Hee).Can be classified using this "helpful" guide....
1.The Plain Shit
Quick, easy and clean(well as clean as it could be...).
The dream shit
2.The 2nd Wave
Just as you pull your pants up from the first one you realise, to your dismay, that your not finished.
3.The Ghost Turd
The kind where you fell it come out(can be painful)
and there is shit on the toilet paper, but alas!, the bowl is clean
4.The Ass Master
The type of shit that is so huge in size and so mind numbingly painful to squeeze out in feels like your giving birth to it.Usually is so big you have to break it up into little peices before you flush it down
5.The "Oooo Ahhh..." Shit
The shit that is so huge and impressive you have to ring up your friends who will generally make noises of shock and awe
6.The Gas Cloud Shit
The type of shit that smells so bad anyone that walks within 30 metres of your bathroom goes "Damn!",they may also faint...You will need to attack it disenfectant and air-freshner(10+ cans).You will have to continually attack it until the smell goes away(this may take several days)
7.The Mexican Food Shit
See:anal volcano
8.The Corn Shit
No explanation needed
9.The Rea...
Usually caused by a virus.Comes out all mushy and stuff, you have to wipe about 50 times everytime you go and you have to go about 10 times a day.It is also caused by eating taco bell
which brings us to....
10.The Taco Bell
The El Grande of shit
So excruciating it brings a tear to the eye of even the strongest men.Smells similar to The Gas Cloud.Its comes out in a way similar to toothpaste...Can also be slightly gritty also similar to the....
11. ....Crunken Nights Shit....
Pretty much the same as The Taco Bell.Leaves skid marks in the bottom of the toilet.
Comes in two colours:
1.Oh-No-I-Have-Shit-Marks-On-My-Undies Brown
2.Fuck-My-Head-Hurts-Like-Fuck green
3.Holy-Fuck-It's-Red Red
and in extreme cases....
4.*complete silence* Blue/Purple
12.Cocoa Puff
You squeeze and squeeze, it taunts you, you fight back,control your muscles,it may need vocal assistance...
After you get up you expect to see a lincoln log, but alas!
It's a cocoa puff, it sits there...Taunting you...
13.The Posh Turd
Has no odour.
14.The Hanging Soldier
A shit that sort of just hangs there, if a shake or two doesn't make it come loose use a bit of toilet paper to push it away.
15.Liquidity(The Shampoo Shit)
The kind where it squirts out like shampoo and takes 100 wipes to dry/clean
16.Arse Orchestra
The type of shit where all that comes out is gas, usually loud enough to make everyone in the house giggle.
17.The OMFG-Why-Can't-I-Poop Poop
Similar effect of Arse Orchestra
You just keep pushing and pushing to no avail...identical to the Ghost Turd, except when you wipe there is nothing there
And that is why it is the most amazing substance in the world(I didn't really prove that but IDC)
An amazing substance...Can take all 3 forms of matter(solids,liquids,gases(Tee Hee).Can be classified using this "helpful" guide....
1.The Plain Shit
Quick, easy and clean(well as clean as it could be...).
The dream shit
2.The 2nd Wave
Just as you pull your pants up from the first one you realise, to your dismay, that your not finished.
3.The Ghost Turd
The kind where you fell it come out(can be painful)
and there is shit on the toilet paper, but alas!, the bowl is clean
4.The Ass Master
The type of shit that is so huge in size and so mind numbingly painful to squeeze out in feels like your giving birth to it.Usually is so big you have to break it up into little peices before you flush it down
5.The "Oooo Ahhh..." Shit
The shit that is so huge and impressive you have to ring up your friends who will generally make noises of shock and awe
6.The Gas Cloud Shit
The type of shit that smells so bad anyone that walks within 30 metres of your bathroom goes "Damn!",they may also faint...You will need to attack it disenfectant and air-freshner(10+ cans).You will have to continually attack it until the smell goes away(this may take several days)
7.The Mexican Food Shit
See:anal volcano
8.The Corn Shit
No explanation needed
9.The Rea...
Usually caused by a virus.Comes out all mushy and stuff, you have to wipe about 50 times everytime you go and you have to go about 10 times a day.It is also caused by eating taco bell
which brings us to....
10.The Taco Bell
The El Grande of shit
So excruciating it brings a tear to the eye of even the strongest men.Smells similar to The Gas Cloud.Its comes out in a way similar to toothpaste...Can also be slightly gritty also similar to the....
11. ....Crunken Nights Shit....
Pretty much the same as The Taco Bell.Leaves skid marks in the bottom of the toilet.
Comes in two colours:
1.Oh-No-I-Have-Shit-Marks-On-My-Undies Brown
2.Fuck-My-Head-Hurts-Like-Fuck green
3.Holy-Fuck-It's-Red Red
and in extreme cases....
4.*complete silence* Blue/Purple
12.Cocoa Puff
You squeeze and squeeze, it taunts you, you fight back,control your muscles,it may need vocal assistance...
After you get up you expect to see a lincoln log, but alas!
It's a cocoa puff, it sits there...Taunting you...
13.The Posh Turd
Has no odour.
14.The Hanging Soldier
A shit that sort of just hangs there, if a shake or two doesn't make it come loose use a bit of toilet paper to push it away.
15.Liquidity(The Shampoo Shit)
The kind where it squirts out like shampoo and takes 100 wipes to dry/clean
16.Arse Orchestra
The type of shit where all that comes out is gas, usually loud enough to make everyone in the house giggle.
17.The OMFG-Why-Can't-I-Poop Poop
Similar effect of Arse Orchestra
You just keep pushing and pushing to no avail...identical to the Ghost Turd, except when you wipe there is nothing there
And that is why it is the most amazing substance in the world(I didn't really prove that but IDC)
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
Gin-soaked pedophile
ex:
Matt was acting like such a santa the other day my 5 year old nephew started crying when he asked if he wanted to sit on his lap.
Matt was acting like such a santa the other day my 5 year old nephew started crying when he asked if he wanted to sit on his lap.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow December 30, 2009
There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....
1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds
2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)
3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....
1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds
2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)
3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....
1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)
2.Yhoo get the point
3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.
2.Yhoo get the point
3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009
Ex:
Daniel and Tasha are talking
Daniel:So Tasha your place, or mine?
Tasha:Umm....
They both go back to daniels place and do it.
THE END
Daniel and Tasha are talking
Daniel:So Tasha your place, or mine?
Tasha:Umm....
They both go back to daniels place and do it.
THE END
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 01, 2009
Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 01, 2009
Fucking Loser Retard
NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...
ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't
For example....
NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...
ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't
For example....
1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard
2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?
See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?
See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009