Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Frickin' I don't care

Kittens

Little fluffy demons that hide under your bed and swipe at your legs when you walk by.

Beware of kittens

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.

"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"

An afterthought is something thought of at the last minute. Afterthoughts are common among video games and movies.

Example:

"Did you hear about Halo: Reach?"

"Yeah, it seems like an afterthought"

To place a bid on eBay at the last minute for a small price above the highest bidder.

"Ooh! This purse is only $10, and it has free shipping! But it has 30 bids. I guess I'll have to snipe."

A giant crab that you can attack in its weak point for massive damage.

G-G-G-G-Giant Enemy Crab! Attack its weak point for massive damage.