Definitions by Frederick Yeo

Black People

A term used to describe burglars, criminals and gangsters, which references the black ski masks and jumpsuits often worn by them to disguise their identity.

Those black people are robbing the poor convenience store owner again.

Black People by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

White People 

A term used to describe caucasians. Despite being called white, many of them are actually red due to them generally having a greater quantity of visibly dilated blood vessels under the skin of their faces as compared to peoples of other races. Ironically, “red” is a term they use to describe Native Americans despite the fact that far fewer of them have tomatoes for faces than white people. Certain notable members of this species also exhibit non-white skin tones, such as the famously orange POTUS Donald Trump.

White people are difficult to look at under bright sunlight due to the high reflectance of white surfaces.

White People by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Hanabi 

A username used by white teenagers in video games, social media etc., meant to show their appreciation for but at the same time exoticise the Japanese language. It means “firework” which is ironic since the users of this username, if male, usually have small penises.

Hanabi just got an ace. His tiny dong must be trembling.

Hanabi by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Misogyny 

A group of Japanese women who enjoy consuming miso soup-based ramen. From Japanese word “miso” + Greek word “gyne”, meaning woman.

The misogyny sat at the long table with raised seats and began to eat their ramen.

Misogyny by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Racist 

Something all my political opponents are

You don’t support anti-pollution laws? RACIST!

Racist by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Meaningful 

Something definitions on Urban Dictionary most certainly are

How meaningful this example sentence is

Meaningful by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Psmith 

Rupert Psmith (or Ronald Eustace Psmith, as he is called in the last of the four books in which he appears) is a recurring fictional character in several novels by British author P. G. Wodehouse, being one of Wodehouse's best-loved characters.

The P in his surname is silent ("as in pshrimp", in his own words) and was added by himself, in order to distinguish him from other Smiths. A member of the Drones Club, Psmith is a monocle-sporting Old Etonian. He is something of a dandy, a fluent and witty speaker, and has the ability to pass through incredible adventures unruffled.

Hi Psmith

Psmith by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023