Dum Fuk

An unintelligent Chinese person

See that Dum Fuk over there? Whenever he tries to floss his teeth, he ends up blindfolding himself instead.

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Antisemite

What people who say anything bad about the state of Israel are, even if it has nothing to do with race

HOW DARE YOU SAY ISRAEL SHOULD STOP CARPETBOMBING GAZA AND KILLING BABIES? YOU ANTISEMITE!

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Yew Ah Fatt

A Chinese weight loss coach

Yew Ah Fatt helped me lose 10kg in 4 weeks

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023

Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Amber Heard

When a dog steps on a bee

Did you see that? The dog just did an Amber Heard

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Plato

An Italian plate

Can you pass me that plato of spaghetti please

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Brownie

1. A chocolate-flavoured dessert.
2. (derogatory) a brown person
3. poop

I sell brownies. The dessert, not the people

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023