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american dream

Something republicunts (repubs like bush) are destroying right now.
by Fred July 1, 2004
mugGet the american dreammug.

bad mama jama

a bad-ass black man, one who isn't to be pissed off, because he will slap that cock across your face quicker than you can say cock slap
by Fred October 25, 2004
mugGet the bad mama jamamug.

Internet Addict

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.
by Fred November 7, 2003
mugGet the Internet Addictmug.

jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
by Fred May 13, 2004
mugGet the jelly-donutmug.

friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!
"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.
by Fred March 31, 2004
mugGet the friendstermug.

Sillygaymanwhore

Dude 1: Why is alister getting into the back of that mans car.
Dude 2: Because he's a sillygaymanwhore!
by Fred February 14, 2004
mugGet the Sillygaymanwhoremug.

zilf

Zeretzke I'd Like to Fuck!
izzy's a zilf! n so r her sisters!
by fred March 8, 2005
mugGet the zilfmug.

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