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A very large woman.
Usually not a good looker

No way am I going out with Sharon she too mampi for me.

mampi by Jon Mac January 15, 2004

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Mampi

A person who is over weight.

Why did you sprat what big old mampi butters?!

Mampi by fREd April 29, 2004

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mampi

a big massive turd

oh my gosh i did a mampi last night

mampi by mampi May 17, 2009

Mampi

Pretty lady. No one's prettier than her. It's said that once you see her no one will compare to her beauty. She's also a big heartbreaker.

Person: "I wish Mampi will look at me!!"
Person 2: "Me too!"

Mampi by The_Wonderful_One November 23, 2021

Mampi

A Caribbean term to describe a very large, obese woman.

Oh Lord, watch how you getting big and fat like a mampi

Mampi by Velvetee September 10, 2023

Mampi Swift

A legendary drum & bass DJ and head of Charge Recordings who started his career in the early 90s. Known for very technical and precise mixing as well as being able to drop multiple tracks at the same time known as double- or tripledrops (depends on the number of tracks).

The DJ was on fire, dropping five tunes at the same time like Mampi Swift!

Mampi Swift by ben masters June 27, 2013

mampi swifter

Tonking biffta, A huge zooty packed with ganja, cannabis

Mampi swift an amazing DNB DJ

Lets smoke a mampi

I just blazed a mampi swifter, im bashup

mampi swifter by J G KEMPSON March 1, 2008

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026