FreD's definitions

cut one from the herd

To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.

Fred got one cut from his herd. Kelly dumped his ass

by Fred April 3, 2004

cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

California

heaven and the meth capital of the world unfortunately

northern california and the big sur

by fred September 10, 2004

try hards

White upper-middle class brats who attempt to imitate the townie way of life (god knows why).

Although they will have been in private education for all their life, they will speak in a bastardised form of English, and will attempt to inform anyone who will listen that they were brought up on the council estates of Hackney.

See also cunt, dickhead, ben

"yeah, safe man, heavy"

by Fred February 29, 2004

NeMinon

a word used to describe someone following the NeM Town religion

"yo man...i heard your a NeMinon"

by fred October 21, 2003

jibsy

one who often likes baby sex and has a fetish for brown shoes and polyester

"dude, youre such a sick fucking jibsy"

"jibsy baby"

by fred December 3, 2003

caahncil

Term used to describe UK 'trailer trash'. Similar to 'pikey'. They usually have Argos jewellery (gold hoop earrings for girls, sovereign rings for both sexes), baseball caps, fake Burberry and gelled fringes. Males smoke cheap fags by holding them between two fingers and thumb, never just between two fingers like the rest of us. Don't work - too busy appearing on Trisha or being part of the 'rough couple' in Wife Swap.

She's really caahncil.

by Fred November 7, 2003