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jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
by Fred May 13, 2004
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Internet Addict

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.
by Fred November 7, 2003
mugGet the Internet Addictmug.

pwnz0red

To be pwned; to have pwnage placed upon you.
I pwnz0red j00 today!!!
by Fred March 25, 2003
mugGet the pwnz0redmug.

bun in the oven

state of being pregnant
I'd like to fuck that girl with a bun in the oven.
by Fred October 11, 2003
mugGet the bun in the ovenmug.

retart

Hybrid of the words RETARD and TART. 2 in 1.
ie. Christ, you're such a retart!
by Fred April 11, 2005
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emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal
Your so emosexual
by Fred October 1, 2003
mugGet the emosexualmug.

adams apple

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.
i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple
by fred December 3, 2003
mugGet the adams applemug.

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