FreD's definitions

jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy

Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.

by Fred May 13, 2004

Internet Addict

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.

by Fred November 7, 2003

pwnz0red

To be pwned; to have pwnage placed upon you.

I pwnz0red j00 today!!!

by Fred March 25, 2003

bun in the oven

state of being pregnant

I'd like to fuck that girl with a bun in the oven.

by Fred October 11, 2003

retart

Hybrid of the words RETARD and TART. 2 in 1.

ie. Christ, you're such a retart!

by Fred April 11, 2005

emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal

Your so emosexual

by Fred October 1, 2003

adams apple

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.

i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple

by fred December 3, 2003