139 definition by FreD

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)
brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged
by fred December 03, 2003

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Steering wheel of a car, truck, or SUV
One hand on da whizzeel.
by fred May 15, 2003

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A tasty beer only found near Philadelphia, is america's oldest brewery. Often ordered by just asking for a "lager"
Yo get me another Lager
by Fred January 04, 2005

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when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.
i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple
by fred December 03, 2003

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Frankie also says, ''Go fuck yourself.''
Frankie:''Go fuck yourself.''
by Fred January 13, 2005

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To inject semen into a woman's vagina. The anus does NOT count toward this - breeding must be just that - attempting to impregnate a woman by injecting semen into her vagina with a penis.
Buffy got so hot she begged for him to go ahead and breed her instead of pulling out.
by Fred October 11, 2003

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