FreD's definitions
Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.
– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…
See also: PTOboy tourettes
– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…
See also: PTOboy tourettes
by Fred March 30, 2004
Get the Kleptomug. A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...
"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"
by fred April 27, 2004
Get the pla kowmug. 
The act of punching a douchebag in the anus. Popularly followed by a wedgie, refered to as an atomic bung punch. Similar to a credit cardslide.
by Fred November 21, 2003
Get the bung punchmug. by Fred January 5, 2004
Get the folkestonemug.