Flutey Tooti's definitions

Flutey Tooti

That one flautist, usually male, who is definitely gay AF, there’s absolutely no way they aren’t gay.

“Did you see John, he was playing a woodwind like some... like some Flutey Tooti!”

by Flutey Tooti November 1, 2018

Dangle

To loosely hold something so as it is drooping; the opposite of Hangle

Mr. Butler was holding his baton at a dangle, he wasn’t ready to conduct the band.

by Flutey Tooti November 1, 2018

Pygmy

A mishearing of the phrase “pick me”

Millennial: “My GenZers, we overheard a teen spilling tea and said that a girl was a ‘pygmy’. What that mean?”
Gen Z: “… do you mean ‘Pick Me’???”

by Flutey Tooti April 15, 2023

Daddy Helms

The choicest type of person you’ll meet; the most perfect kind of person. They usually use saxophones to woo the people around them.

I was at the club last night when Daddy Helms started playing, I almost fainted!

by Flutey Tooti October 31, 2018

IHOP

International House of 🅱️urger

Ey, you want to go to IHOP? Ima get 🅱️urger.

by Flutey Tooti December 8, 2018

Hangle

To hold something at attention; the opposite of dangle.

Mr. Butler was holding his baton at a hangle, he was ready to conduct the band

by Flutey Tooti November 1, 2018

Corona

Noun. A teacher that tries WAY too hard to be cool.

Verb. When a teacher tries way too hard to be cool.

“Ugh, I was trying to finish my study guide when Mrs. Avery started playing some rap music, why does she have to be sick a Corona‽ “

by Flutey Tooti November 1, 2018