Florida Sunshine's definitions

yabba-dabba-Goo

Any form of caveman Spermatazoa originating from males named Fred living in a city named Bedrock. After coitus with Wilma Fred would usually wipe his 'Yabba-Dabba-Goo' on a wash-rag, push the pelican's foot to open the bird's mouth (much like a trashcan) and drop the 'Goo' covered rag into the Pelican's Mouth. The bird at this point usually would turn, look at the camera, and say, "Bwawk! And you think you've got a shitty job!!' Bwawk....'

When Barney's wife Betty Rubble undressed herself thru the window with full knowledge that Fred was watching, it caused Fred to have an 'Erocktion' and spew his 'yabba-dabba-goo' on the side of Barney's house. When Barney found out that his wife Betty showed Fred 'the goods' he made mad violent love to Betty from behind and ended it with a 'Pterodactyl Punch' to the back of Betty's head thus knocking her out. (see donkey punch)

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

bowlingballish

The overweight guy at work that tries to look for a new look and suddenly shows up to work one day with a shaved head. His extra weight and double chin helps to round out his entire head making it seem 'bowlingballish' in shape.

Wow, did you see Sean today? He shaved his head! It makes him look rather distinguished and bowlingballish!

by Florida Sunshine November 13, 2009

sloppy fiftieths

This is where you score with a really hot girl but know that 49 of your buddies have already fucked her over the last couple of years. But she is hot so you still feel a sort of both pride and shame. You quickly jump into the shower and cry...

Hugo, I finally got sloppy fiftieths with Jessika. I think I'm in love with her even though I could never marry or respect her.

by Florida Sunshine July 27, 2020

snagglepuss

The snagglepuss is where a large group of people are sitting in a rather small enclosed space or room. Suddenly someone farts very quietly. Within a few seconds one of the people in the room bolts up from his chair, stands perfectly erect, and screams, 'HEAVENS TO MERGATROID!! WHO SHIT????!!! EXIT, STAGE LEFT!!! Before running out of the room the person's feet spin wildly to the sound of 'bongo's'...

Man, I was at a party last night and I'm pretty sure that Melissa farted. Tommy really did a wild 'snagglepuss' when the smell hit him!!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

pros and cons

What we've always had in the National Football League and every other Football league below that one. They like to shoot each other, shoot themselves, do ho's and drugs, murder, and fight dogs.

What ya mean you don't like Football anymore Tyrone?? What? You think those motherfuckers are shady? You know that there always be Pros and Cons in Football!

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

aussie asshole

One of many Australian guys screaming at you on the 1 minute TV infomercial asking you to buy their product. 'ONLY NOINTEEN-NOINTY-NOINE!! AN' THAS NAHT AHLL!!! IF YA' BWIE EET NOW WE'LL EVEN THRO' IN... My Question: Why in the fuck are they all from Australia?

AYE MATE!!! IT'S THE AUSSIE ASSHOLE 'ERE AGANE. IT'S THE FOOKING JUPITAH JACK!!! IT ALLAWS YA TO TALK ON YO FOOKING FONE IN YO FOOKING CAH!!

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

xbox hive

A grouping of 3 or more teens in your sons room playing/watching Xbox Live. Usually you only see them when they leave the hive and ask you for a sandwich and drink

So Bob, how are the kids doing. Hell if I know!? They've been buzzing around in their Xbox Hive all weekend.

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009