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Asshole's Advocate 

When somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. Asshole's advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total fucking asshole.
Devils Advocate:
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.

Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.

Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.
Asshole's Advocate by rogerthewhale December 13, 2012
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Asshole's asshole 

Someone who is such an asshole, that other assholes look at them and say "...Now THAT GUY'S an asshole!"
Rob? Man, he's not an asshole. He's an asshole's asshole.
Asshole's asshole by Hofstra90 September 4, 2019

asshole's remorse 

When a guy acts like an asshole to a girl, then later feels bad about it and apologizes. Typically the apology is more about him needing to feel better than about her. Once forgiven, he is given a blank slate, thereby more asshole deeds can be done.
Carrie: "So, get this...David e-mailed me out of the blue and apologized for blowing me off that night."

Lidia: "Wasn't that over a month ago?"

Carrie: "Yeah, but he has asshole's remorse, so he's feeling the need to alleviate his conscience."
asshole's remorse by Papacskillz January 17, 2008

asshole's asshole 

lying to me only makes you an asshole's asshole.
asshole's asshole by ashley1615 August 24, 2007

Asshole's demise 

Fucking with a dicked one who is straight. Unknowing that this one has tested through all things the asshole finds it is fucked and then loves a dick from iffy denial of it.
Feller you better not fuck with that one.. why you fuck!? Fuck him!.. well that there is asshole's demise, no asshole ever makes it out without a homo thought to dwell on as a result..
Asshole's demise by Holy foot July 29, 2019

Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.) 

when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.
A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"

That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

Hell's Asshole Syndrome 

Another definition for irritable bowel syndrome
-Hey , isnt mike supposed to come with us to the cinema ?
-He's experiencing hell's asshole syndrome , i dont think he can go outside this week