Figure.10's definitions

Teen Movies

Movies derected at teenagers. They usualy take place in a white, middle class high school where everyone is skinny and the only girl with C-cups is considered fat.

They try to teach you something about fitting in with your peers, or some other bullshit like that.

Spoiler alert- The geeky kid gets a makeover and wins the jock's heart in the end. The mean girls get done-in in a comical, non-imitatable way, and the unsupportive friend gets stuck with a sterotypical loser.

Mom: "So how was school today, sweet potato?"

Figure.10: "It sucked, we did nothing but watch frickin teen movies."

by Figure.10 June 23, 2009

power socket

The socket on the wall you plug electric cords into.

In North America, it looks like two little scared faces.

Don't stick your finger in it! It will shock you and hurt like hell!

Without a power socket, you could not run your computer and you wouldn't be at this website.

by Figure.10 June 13, 2009

generic party cup

The plastic SOLO brand cup you drink whatever the hell it is you're drinking now, you can't remember, at parties.

People buy them for everything becuase they're cheap, and no one cares that the'll all end up in land fills.

Usualy red, but sometimes blue. They're flimsy, amd crack easily. Especialy if you sit on one.

If you're not sure if it's yours, please don't drink out of it. You could get mono.

Fill a generic party cup with urine, and set it on that asshole's ceiling fan.

Now run.

by Figure.10 June 1, 2009

Craig Tucker

A character from South Park. Known for his nasal voice and general cynisim. He wears a blue hat with flaps and ties on it, which has a yellow poof ball on top. He has shiney black hair. He gets into trouble alot, usualy for flipping everyone off. He can't help it. Craig's whole family is like that. He's also gay for Tweek. Few people know this.

Craig Tucker is awesome.

by Figure.10 June 1, 2009

Topamax

An anti-sezire drug my doctor perscribed me to counter-act the weight gain effect of my Zoloft and to stabalise my craziness. Like that'll happen.

It comes in teeny white pills. It can make you tired.

Topamax is known as dopamax as well, for causing merory loss and such, but I can't tell the difference.

That might be bad.

See Wikipedia for more information, if it realy means that much to you.

Mom: "Did you remember to take your Topamax last night?"

Figure.10: "My what?..uh..yeah."

by Figure.10 June 1, 2009

Accent Fetish

Having a great affinity for people with accents. Any applies, though it's usualy confined to one or two.

~ Accent Fetish at work ~

Danni: "How ya' been?

Figure.10: "I had a dream I was at an Australian boy's school"

Danni: "Ooo, nice"

by Figure.10 May 30, 2009

Nose Fetish

A nose fetish is having an extreme liking for noses, either mearly their appearance or the feel of them as well. Both girls and guys can find different shapes of noses particularly apealing.

~ Nose Fetish in action ~
...........

Craig: "What's your favorite thing about ME, then?

Figure.10: *thinks* "Uh...your nose."

Craig: "...WHAT??!?"

by Figure.10 May 29, 2009