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Topamax

An anti-sezire drug my doctor perscribed me to counter-act the weight gain effect of my Zoloft and to stabalise my craziness. Like that'll happen.

It comes in teeny white pills. It can make you tired.

Topamax is known as dopamax as well, for causing merory loss and such, but I can't tell the difference.

That might be bad.

See Wikipedia for more information, if it realy means that much to you.
Mom: "Did you remember to take your Topamax last night?"

Figure.10: "My what?..uh..yeah."
by Figure.10 June 1, 2009
mugGet the Topamaxmug.

Teen Movies

Movies derected at teenagers. They usualy take place in a white, middle class high school where everyone is skinny and the only girl with C-cups is considered fat.

They try to teach you something about fitting in with your peers, or some other bullshit like that.

Spoiler alert- The geeky kid gets a makeover and wins the jock's heart in the end. The mean girls get done-in in a comical, non-imitatable way, and the unsupportive friend gets stuck with a sterotypical loser.
Mom: "So how was school today, sweet potato?"

Figure.10: "It sucked, we did nothing but watch frickin teen movies."
by Figure.10 June 23, 2009
mugGet the Teen Moviesmug.

Tie Fetish

A tie fetish is a fetish for seeing people, normaly boys, wearing ties. It stems from the often overly casual look many teenage boys have adopted. They don't understand girls like to see them dressed up nice every once and a while. The object in question, accordingly, is not the tie itself, but the fact that the boy is done up nice in the first place. Dress clothes are reeeealy fun to un-dress.
Some girl: "Why do you still go to church? I though you were an atheist."

Figure.10: "I am, but I have a huge tie fetish."
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
mugGet the Tie Fetishmug.

generic party cup

The plastic SOLO brand cup you drink whatever the hell it is you're drinking now, you can't remember, at parties.

People buy them for everything becuase they're cheap, and no one cares that the'll all end up in land fills.

Usualy red, but sometimes blue. They're flimsy, amd crack easily. Especialy if you sit on one.

If you're not sure if it's yours, please don't drink out of it. You could get mono.
Fill a generic party cup with urine, and set it on that asshole's ceiling fan.

Now run.
by Figure.10 June 1, 2009
mugGet the generic party cupmug.

Hair Fetish

A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.
~Example of hair fetish~

Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"

Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."

(sees guy with awesome hair)

"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"

Alexan: "..."
by Figure.10 May 26, 2009
mugGet the Hair Fetishmug.

&balls;

Dude, you need to grow some &balls;!!1!one!
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
mugGet the &balls;mug.

Boner batter

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
mugGet the Boner battermug.

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