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Northern California. Where the capital, Sacramento, is.
All of the Cali with none of the douchebags.
We have everything you could ever want, and also me.
You wish you were here right now, you know you do.
The best place ever.
All of the Cali with none of the douchebags.
We have everything you could ever want, and also me.
You wish you were here right now, you know you do.
The best place ever.
by Figure.10 May 29, 2009
Get the Nor-Cal mug.A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
by Figure.10 May 27, 2009
Get the It's only gay if your balls touch mug.A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.
~Example of hair fetish~
Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"
Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."
(sees guy with awesome hair)
"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"
Alexan: "..."
Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"
Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."
(sees guy with awesome hair)
"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"
Alexan: "..."
by Figure.10 May 26, 2009
Get the Hair Fetish mug.A tie fetish is a fetish for seeing people, normaly boys, wearing ties. It stems from the often overly casual look many teenage boys have adopted. They don't understand girls like to see them dressed up nice every once and a while. The object in question, accordingly, is not the tie itself, but the fact that the boy is done up nice in the first place. Dress clothes are reeeealy fun to un-dress.
Some girl: "Why do you still go to church? I though you were an atheist."
Figure.10: "I am, but I have a huge tie fetish."
Figure.10: "I am, but I have a huge tie fetish."
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
Get the Tie Fetish mug.Window clings made of gel, often sold in theme packs for different seasons. Sometimes are in the shape of animals or letters. They are very colourful and sparkle when the sun shines through them. Often sold at dollar stores or at other places for a low cost.
A fun way to decorate your room.
A fun way to decorate your room.
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
Get the Gel Clings mug.Sacramento is the capital, that's right the capital of California. It is a big city, with an amazing downtown area, a nice suburban area, a notorious ghetto area, and yes, beautiful farmland with livestock such as cows.
Sac-Town was cited by Time Magazine as the most integrated city in the United States. The 2005-2007 census shows the population of The City of Trees to be 53% White, 16.1% Black, and 19.3% Asian. In addition, 24.8% of the population were Latino or Hispanic of any race.
The 91sickness is not part of the bay area, as the weather gets much hotter here, but we do get fucking hyphy.
The American River runs through Sac, creating spots for fishing, swimming, and drunken college partying.
Sacramento's basketball team is the
Sacramento Kings,
who have had a long-standing showdown with the Los Angeles Lakers
Sac is a mayor center of art and music, with museums and great local bands often playing at downtown venues.
Sacramento was ranked 38th in a list of the most populated US cities.
Sac-Town was cited by Time Magazine as the most integrated city in the United States. The 2005-2007 census shows the population of The City of Trees to be 53% White, 16.1% Black, and 19.3% Asian. In addition, 24.8% of the population were Latino or Hispanic of any race.
The 91sickness is not part of the bay area, as the weather gets much hotter here, but we do get fucking hyphy.
The American River runs through Sac, creating spots for fishing, swimming, and drunken college partying.
Sacramento's basketball team is the
Sacramento Kings,
who have had a long-standing showdown with the Los Angeles Lakers
Sac is a mayor center of art and music, with museums and great local bands often playing at downtown venues.
Sacramento was ranked 38th in a list of the most populated US cities.
Jim: "So where are you from?"
Figure.10: "Sacramento"
Jim:"Isn't that full of cows and gangsters?"
Figure.10: *laughs* "we're way cooler than that, dude!"
Figure.10: "Sacramento"
Jim:"Isn't that full of cows and gangsters?"
Figure.10: *laughs* "we're way cooler than that, dude!"
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
Get the Sacramento mug.Black Books is a hilarious telivision show from the U.K that amazingly only ran for three seasons. It stars Dylan Moran as Bernard Black, a cynical alcoholic who loves his books and hates his customers. His friend Fran (Tamsin Greg), and his "assistant" Manny (Lord of the Rings), help in making his life as difficult as he thinks it is. It realy is worth a watch, and I recomend renting it from a place like Netflix, so you can watch it over again with your friends.
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Sample dialogue from Black Books
Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"
Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."
Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"
Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."
by Figure.10 May 17, 2009
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