Figure.10's definitions

power socket

The socket on the wall you plug electric cords into.

In North America, it looks like two little scared faces.

Don't stick your finger in it! It will shock you and hurt like hell!

Without a power socket, you could not run your computer and you wouldn't be at this website.

by Figure.10 June 13, 2009

Nose Fetish

A nose fetish is having an extreme liking for noses, either mearly their appearance or the feel of them as well. Both girls and guys can find different shapes of noses particularly apealing.

~ Nose Fetish in action ~
...........

Craig: "What's your favorite thing about ME, then?

Figure.10: *thinks* "Uh...your nose."

Craig: "...WHAT??!?"

by Figure.10 May 29, 2009

Topamax

An anti-sezire drug my doctor perscribed me to counter-act the weight gain effect of my Zoloft and to stabalise my craziness. Like that'll happen.

It comes in teeny white pills. It can make you tired.

Topamax is known as dopamax as well, for causing merory loss and such, but I can't tell the difference.

That might be bad.

See Wikipedia for more information, if it realy means that much to you.

Mom: "Did you remember to take your Topamax last night?"

Figure.10: "My what?..uh..yeah."

by Figure.10 June 1, 2009

Sparkly Vampire

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.

Sparkly vampire=FAIL

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

Free Lunch

Used to refer to a *-free or catch free offer, the expression "there is no free lunch" sums it up.

fucktard: "This flyer says I can win a free Ipod!"

Figure.10: "There's no free lunch, butthole."

by Figure.10 June 26, 2009

generic party cup

The plastic SOLO brand cup you drink whatever the hell it is you're drinking now, you can't remember, at parties.

People buy them for everything becuase they're cheap, and no one cares that the'll all end up in land fills.

Usualy red, but sometimes blue. They're flimsy, amd crack easily. Especialy if you sit on one.

If you're not sure if it's yours, please don't drink out of it. You could get mono.

Fill a generic party cup with urine, and set it on that asshole's ceiling fan.

Now run.

by Figure.10 June 1, 2009