Figure.10's definitions

Craig Tucker

A character from South Park. Known for his nasal voice and general cynisim. He wears a blue hat with flaps and ties on it, which has a yellow poof ball on top. He has shiney black hair. He gets into trouble alot, usualy for flipping everyone off. He can't help it. Craig's whole family is like that. He's also gay for Tweek. Few people know this.

Craig Tucker is awesome.

by Figure.10 June 1, 2009

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Slash.

The best thing ever.

The pairing of two male characters from any fandom, also used to denote a fanfiction in which this happens- with NON-animu characters!

That is called shohen-ai or something. I can't spell it. I'm not Japanese.

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fuckwad: "Did you read that new South Park yaoi doishiji?"

Figure.10: *quizical glance* "Uh..you mean the South Park slash comic?"

fuckwad: "Comic?!?"

Figure.10 *facepalm*

Later that day---

Figure.10: "la la de da la la.."

Rabid fangirls: "ATTACK!!!"

Figure.10: "HOLY JESUS CHRISPY MONKEY BALLS!!!!"

*is killed*

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

Free Lunch

Used to refer to a *-free or catch free offer, the expression "there is no free lunch" sums it up.

fucktard: "This flyer says I can win a free Ipod!"

Figure.10: "There's no free lunch, butthole."

by Figure.10 June 26, 2009

Sparkly Vampire

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.

Sparkly vampire=FAIL

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

power socket

The socket on the wall you plug electric cords into.

In North America, it looks like two little scared faces.

Don't stick your finger in it! It will shock you and hurt like hell!

Without a power socket, you could not run your computer and you wouldn't be at this website.

by Figure.10 June 13, 2009

Nose Fetish

A nose fetish is having an extreme liking for noses, either mearly their appearance or the feel of them as well. Both girls and guys can find different shapes of noses particularly apealing.

~ Nose Fetish in action ~
...........

Craig: "What's your favorite thing about ME, then?

Figure.10: *thinks* "Uh...your nose."

Craig: "...WHAT??!?"

by Figure.10 May 29, 2009