27 definitions by Figure.10
Black Books is a hilarious telivision show from the U.K that amazingly only ran for three seasons. It stars Dylan Moran as Bernard Black, a cynical alcoholic who loves his books and hates his customers. His friend Fran (Tamsin Greg), and his "assistant" Manny (Lord of the Rings), help in making his life as difficult as he thinks it is. It realy is worth a watch, and I recomend renting it from a place like Netflix, so you can watch it over again with your friends.
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Sample dialogue from Black Books
Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"
Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."
Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"
Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
Having a great affinity for people with accents. Any applies, though it's usualy confined to one or two.
~ Accent Fetish at work ~
Danni: "How ya' been?
Figure.10: "I had a dream I was at an Australian boy's school"
Danni: "Ooo, nice"
Danni: "How ya' been?
Figure.10: "I had a dream I was at an Australian boy's school"
Danni: "Ooo, nice"
by Figure.10 May 30, 2009
A breed of dog ranging from standard size (13 to 18 inches at the shoulder) to minuture (13 inches and under)
Small dogs who -unlike Chihuahaus- don't have an annoying, yippy bark and are smarter than a bag of hair. Much smarter, really.
By show standards, a Rattie's tail should be docked (see-Animal Cruelty), but who wants a dog with a stubby tail?
A great, cute, entergetic dog, search Rat Terrier on youtube and see some videos of just how funny they are, if you had any doubts as to their awesomeness.
Small dogs who -unlike Chihuahaus- don't have an annoying, yippy bark and are smarter than a bag of hair. Much smarter, really.
By show standards, a Rattie's tail should be docked (see-Animal Cruelty), but who wants a dog with a stubby tail?
A great, cute, entergetic dog, search Rat Terrier on youtube and see some videos of just how funny they are, if you had any doubts as to their awesomeness.
by Figure.10 July 13, 2009
A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.
~Example of hair fetish~
Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"
Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."
(sees guy with awesome hair)
"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"
Alexan: "..."
Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"
Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."
(sees guy with awesome hair)
"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"
Alexan: "..."
by Figure.10 May 26, 2009
A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
by Figure.10 May 27, 2009
1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.
The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.
Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.
2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.
The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.
Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.
2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.
by Figure.10 July 1, 2009