primate

the top bishop within a country of any denomination that has bishops

The Archbishop of Canterbury is the primate of the church of England.

by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009

webcam dance video

a video clip recorded on a webcam of (almost always) a chick dancing in front of her computer

There are probably thousands of webcam dance videos on YouTube.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

poetry

1. An archaic form of literature, now dying off. Doggerel.

As practiced in modern times, poetry is a discredited means of (supposedly) communicating aesthetic thoughts or feelings in verbal form. Thousands, perhaps millions of person-hours, disc/server space, and trees are wasted to develop and store this tripe.

"Award winning" poetry is usually the worst kind, representing the vilest outcome of combining incestuous art-cronyism with self-indulgent self-promotion.

2. A complete waste of time.

1. Bob is nearly finished with his english degree, but he still needs a credit in poetry of the twentieth century.

2.
Small trees that shine
out of watery depths
With broken limbs, like
Becky are
Not why I write.

by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009

threeway cock socket

a woman inclined to being sexually penetrated simultaneously in the mouth, pussy and anus

The best porn starlets are all threeway cock sockets.

by Figleaf23 March 14, 2010

YHVH

Tetragrammaton -- The formula by which a vicious demonic desert blood-god of the ancient semites identified itself to Moses. It must truly have been terrifying to be a people 'Chosen' for special attention by such a monstrous entity, as the woeful narrative of the Old Testament makes clear.

The ancient provenance of YHVH is either a storm-god or a god of destruction and fire, with a taste for blood and sacrifice.

by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009

bunny shit

small round turds

See: pooble

I've been eating all the wrong stuff this vacation, and all I can manage are bunny shits.

by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009

joust

1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.

2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.

1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.

2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.

by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009