egg roll

a poorly rolled joint, fat in the middle and thin at both ends.

Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.

by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009

Trooper

a "legendary Canadian rock band", whose body of work includes such classics as:

-The Boys In The Bright White Sports Car
-General Hand Grenade
-Santa Maria
-We're Here For A Good Time (Not A Long Time); and
-Raise A Little Hell

Q: Didn't Trooper have a song that said something about a 'three dressed up as a nine'?

A: Yes, the did.

by Figleaf23 January 02, 2009

Temple of Venus

vagina, quiff, quim, pussy, yoni

Compare: Temple of Sodom

Sexual intercourse occurs when a Lingam is inserted in the Temple of Venus.

by Figleaf23 January 03, 2009

mountbattened

blown up; exploded; detonated

The expression 'mountbattened' comes from Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, who was a British statesman and an uncle of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He was assassinated in 1979 by the Provisional Irish Republican Army, who planted a bomb in his boat -- they mountbattened him.

by Figleaf23 September 05, 2007

enow

'enough' -- in the usage of archaic legendary figures such as Marvel Comics' version of Thor the thunder god.

Hold Utgardsloki! lest I smite thee with my hammer till thou cry 'Enow'!

by Figleaf23 September 09, 2007

Homo Superior

a better grade of gay person

Bruce is just a run-of-the-mill gay.
But Stanley is much better -- he's a homo superior.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

smart drinks

beverages sold with the marketing pitch that they improve cognition, alertness, and/or brain function

Ingredients in smart drinks include ginseng, gingko biloba, and guano.

by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009