prignorance

a variety of stupidity in which the sufferors express satisfaction and pride about being ignorant. A prignorant person might even sometimes appear to think that being a dumbass is an advantage for them.

Derived from 'proud' and 'ignorant'.
There's a lot of prignorance in the Republican party.

by Figleaf23 August 02, 2007
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inverted heart syndrome

a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.

The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.

Do NOT move the victim.
Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.
by Figleaf23 November 27, 2009
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mountbattened

The expression 'mountbattened' comes from Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, who was a British statesman and an uncle of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He was assassinated in 1979 by the Provisional Irish Republican Army, who planted a bomb in his boat -- they mountbattened him.

by Figleaf23 August 28, 2007
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smart drinks

beverages sold with the marketing pitch that they improve cognition, alertness, and/or brain function
Ingredients in smart drinks include ginseng, gingko biloba, and guano.
by Figleaf23 August 09, 2007
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Nixon of the North

nickname for former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper
Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".
by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008
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degrassi

a ludicrous, overwrought, badly written, lamely acted television show about a bunch of stupid irrelevant teens and their screwed-up implausible lives.
Degrassi was ripped off from an equally bad show in the '80s called Degrassi Street.
by Figleaf23 December 05, 2007
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speak into the microphone

a phrase used by a man to focus a partner's attention on performing oral sex.
After they got naked, Sally went on talking and chatting for some time. Eventually, Sam had to ask her to speak into the microphone.
by Figleaf23 August 27, 2007
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